naomi1 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able toget to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven'tgot the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" repliedthe bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lumpof dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey outof the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top,but it won't keep you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 good one..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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