naomi1 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into deepcoma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and seesthat she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks thedoctor about her baby. The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl.The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."The woman thinks to herself, " Oh no, not my brother, he's anidiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, " Well,what's the girl's name?" Denise," says the doctor.The new mother thinks, " Wow, that's not a bad name. I guessI was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, " What's the boy's name?"The doctor replies, " Denephew." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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