t0nythelover Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 i have to take a drug test next week, ne help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raman Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 a week? if u smoke alot i think ur outta luck dude. Theres always substitution. Read this tho maybe ull have some luck with their advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeprock Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I agree with Raman, especially if you are a heavy user, you are screwed. THC metabolites are fat soluble meaning it takes much longer to get our of your system. Goldenseal and all those other diuretics do not work. Drinking tons of water over the next few days will not work either. Water only dilutes the THC concentration in your body, it doesn't get rid of the metabolites. Plus, if you're urine is clear it may be rejected by the lab because they will assume you diluted it. Exercise may help because fat cells secrete THC along with fat. The erowid guide Raman posted is pretty comprehensive. Also check here:http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=4934 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeprock Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Also, if you do substitute with someone else's urine, remember that the lab will probably test the temperature of the sample. You'd have to keep the substitution at somewhere around 91-97 degrees farenheit for it to pass muster with the urine police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raman Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Originally posted by deeprock Also, if you do substitute with someone else's urine, remember that the lab will probably test the temperature of the sample. You'd have to keep the substitution at somewhere around 91-97 degrees farenheit for it to pass muster with the urine police. You could always just go and buy the whizzinator! hahahaha cant they just leave potheads alone??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 i smoke alot but ive stopped smoking about 8 days ago and my drug test is next wednesday or friday. so i have to work out to get the thc out of my fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I am gonna have to disagree.The herbal tea called Naturally Clean works like a charm.I have used it everytime I had to take a test. I even smoked pot like 2 hrs before I drank the tea:smoke:You have to drink a gallon of it 4 hrs before you take the test.They have all different flavors,but they all taste like shit.If it works for my thc infested piss,I think it will work for anybody.Pluse there is a double your money back guarante. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 Originally posted by tunnelbandit I am gonna have to disagree.The herbal tea called Naturally Clean works like a charm.I have used it everytime I had to take a test. I even smoked pot like 2 hrs before I drank the tea:smoke:You have to drink a gallon of it 4 hrs before you take the test.They have all different flavors,but they all taste like shit.If it works for my thc infested piss,I think it will work for anybody.Pluse there is a double your money back guarante. dude where can i get this stuff. i figure if i work out this weekend to burn out my fat metabolites, load up on water b4 the test and drink that stuff ill be covered. who knew it would be so hard to join the military. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dp80 Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 go to gnc and get a drink called GHF. its around 50$ but it is guaranteed to work, its a small 16oz drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Originally posted by t0nythelover dude where can i get this stuff. i figure if i work out this weekend to burn out my fat metabolites, load up on water b4 the test and drink that stuff ill be covered. who knew it would be so hard to join the military. I actually bought mine at a spanish harlem weed spot:D I love those health food stores. You can also pick it up at smoke shops in the village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 post this on the substance board with attention shroomy and ask him about it....he really knows his shit about all this type of stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 ~~~ instead of water drink cranberry juice my boy smoked weed 2 days b4 the tet and drank like 2 gallons of cranberry juice passed the test and he is a burn out!!!! eat like salads shyt like that cleanses ur system.........still u should buy those "magic drinks" but im suggesting u substitute water with cranberry juice....its the ghette way!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierafoxtrot Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 exercise allot, and drink one full cup vinager... standards on military tests are low. they pour 50 or so urin samples into a vat, and if there is any trace amongst the samples, they individually test each sample... its cheaper this way then to check EVERY sample individually. only if nething showes up they test individually. they watch u piss, so dont try brining urin form the outside... shoulda kept clean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted May 3 Author Report Share Posted May 3 ok some im gonna drink cranberry juice, vinegar, tea,ghf, exercise, and eat lots of salad. damn my stomach is gonna be fucked up this week. (vinegar and cranberry juice, hmmmm yummy) thanx for the advice guys i appreciate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djjonmartin Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 tony, go to urineluck.com The pills work. Follow the instructions EXACTLY and you'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonedcl Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 I USED QUICK CAPS and they worked about 10 times for probation for weed but found the COKE.It only keeps your system clean for about 30 min so you must time it well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidxtc Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 100% working way! Go to ANY drug store or nutriotion place and get a dietary supplement called NAIASON. It's over the counter. I'm not sure if thats EXACTLY how you spell it but just pronounce it for them. A guy i know used to do it in the military all the time so it's guaranteed to work. Plus, its only $6 over all the other $30 supplements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXIISMOKII Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 ok i smoked sat an i i have court on dec 10 if it takes a moth to get out do yall think ima pass ..i also have a theory but onli if u wanna get drunk..ok if u get drunk u piss lika muthf**ker so wont that help u piss it all out ..an alcohol onli stay in ur system 4 like a few daiis..so i think that would help ..any thoughts???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman1130 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Take a drink called Q-Carbo...they sell it at GNC now.. Ive taken it several times and has always passed with flying colors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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