naomi1 Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal caraccident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gateswaiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married inHeaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him.St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Letme go find out," and he leaves.The couple sat and waited for an answer for a couple of months. While theywaited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven,SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it and all. "Whatif it doesn't work?" they wondered,"Are we stuck together FOREVER?"After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhatbedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven.""Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don'twork out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!!" St. Petershouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here!Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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