D.Schwartz Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 I get a call this morning at 5am. "Hello?", "Yes, Hi is this Dimitry Schwartz?""Yes""Yeah, how you doing Dimitry, Listen Did you lose a 2002 Infiniti?""Um, yeah""Yeah, well it's at the 70 precinct, come pick it up please"The car was left without a scratch, some fucking 19 year old little dumb motherfucker decided to take it for a joyride. He put 100 miles on it. The funny thing is, when I open the back door I see armorall wipes, and I know that i didnt buy them. This kid was retarted, he was cleaning my car, gave me a full tank of gas. Illusional prick thought it was his car. I'm pressing charges full blast. Anyway so much for my beemer, maybe next year, but atleast my summer isnt ruined. Seaside here I come! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 whoa, thats great...check all the door panels for drugs... lol...congrats! (I would go for blood if someone stole my car...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
progjourney Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Nice!! Congrats! Were the wipes for getting rid of evidence rather than cleaning your car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Originally posted by progjourney Nice!! Congrats! Were the wipes for getting rid of evidence rather than cleaning your car good pointthe car was probably searched for drugs already, but it wouldnt hurt to look around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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