naomi1 Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 Linoleum Blownapart (and other silly nonsense)1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.4. A backwards poet writes inverse. 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it'syour count that votes. 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll showyou A-flat minor. 11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. 12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would resultin Linoleum Blownapart. 14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 These were funny! Had to read some of them twice to get it, but they were good! Thanks for the laughs! (as usual!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted May 9 Author Report Share Posted May 9 Originally posted by sunnyhost These were funny! Had to read some of them twice to get it, but they were good! Thanks for the laughs! (as usual!) Me too! but it was pretty funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raverdoll Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 LOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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