marcid21 Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 "A young girl takes up golf and on her first time out proceeds to hit the first ten shots to the right. Contacting the local pro, she hooks the next ten also out of bounds. The golf pro says, "I think I see your problem. Hold the driver as if it was your boyfriends dick." She whacked the next ten straight and true down the middle of the fairway. "That's better honey he said... Now take the club out of your mouth and we'll try for some distance." :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 was that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted May 9 Author Report Share Posted May 9 ummm...yeah, you got me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 its a well known fact, marci has a golf fetish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted May 9 Author Report Share Posted May 9 Originally posted by joeg its a well known fact, marci has a golf fetish... is it my plaid hat with the pom pom that gives it away???? :confused: :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 Okay boys...next time She asked for you to finish in her face...Yell "FOUR!" then splooge all over her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted May 9 Author Report Share Posted May 9 ironically enough, i'm pro-facial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 Originally posted by gothzane Okay boys...next time She asked for you to finish in her face...Yell "FOUR!" then splooge all over her. i think you mean "FORE!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted May 10 Report Share Posted May 10 If your sloogen in her face does it really matter what you say?Might as well be "WHORE!"not like my tounge is capable of such nonsenseJust a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted May 10 Report Share Posted May 10 Golf= G.entlemen O.nly L.adies F.orbidden... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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