rachel1997 Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 Meeting People Is Fun by Lee One time I met this girl named Mitch; Found out he was a boy and one heck of a bitch; The next day I met a dude named Lee; Went to his house and it smelled like pee; A month later I met this hottie; Friend told me she was a tranny named Dottie; Ran away from town only to meet a girl named Jane; Only she was mentally ill and talked like Lois Lane; Went into a LA nightclub and met a dude named Jay; He made a move and I thought, "Holy shit this guy's gay"; Hopped on a train, met a woman named Lea; She wanted to fuck me, but I said no after i found out she had gonorrhea; Traveled to Hong Kong and met Peking Coc; Found out the truth and was shocked; Came back home and met Sethe; Later found out he ODed on crystal meth; Finally settled with my girlfriend Nikki; Broke up with her after I found a hickie; Decided to move back to LA and had a roommate named Nick; Went into the bathroom one day and saw his severed dick; Met a girl on the net named Osiris; Found out she had a chronic virus; Kissed her one day and fell ill; Now I'm reciting my will; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shook Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 hhhmmmmmmmmmm okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 Meeting people rules.... thanks Rachel. But come on now, my luck isn't that bad. We should make a poem about CP people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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