Meeting People Is Fun

[rachel1997]

Meeting People Is Fun by Lee

One time I met this girl named Mitch;

Found out he was a boy and one heck of a bitch;

The next day I met a dude named Lee;

Went to his house and it smelled like pee;

A month later I met this hottie;

Friend told me she was a tranny named Dottie;

Ran away from town only to meet a girl named Jane;

Only she was mentally ill and talked like Lois Lane;

Went into a LA nightclub and met a dude named Jay;

He made a move and I thought, "Holy shit this guy's gay";

Hopped on a train, met a woman named Lea;

She wanted to fuck me, but I said no after i found out she had gonorrhea;

Traveled to Hong Kong and met Peking Coc;

Found out the truth and was shocked;

Came back home and met Sethe;

Later found out he ODed on crystal meth;

Finally settled with my girlfriend Nikki;

Broke up with her after I found a hickie;

Decided to move back to LA and had a roommate named Nick;

Went into the bathroom one day and saw his severed dick;

Met a girl on the net named Osiris;

Found out she had a chronic virus;

Kissed her one day and fell ill;

Now I'm reciting my will;

[shook]

hhhmmmmmmmmmm okay

[teklord310]

Meeting people rules.... thanks Rachel. But come on now, my luck isn't that bad. We should make a poem about CP people.