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"What are the French doing in England? "

"Mind your own business!"

"Your father was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."

"Ni!!! Ni Ni Ni"

"We are the knights of the forest who say Ni. If you want to pass, you shall bring us.......A SHRUBBERY!"

"We are no longer the knights of the forest who say Ni. We are now the knights of the forest who say Icky Icky Icky F'tang Boing...If you want to pass you shall cut down the largest tree in the forest with.....A HERRING!"

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Holy Grail

The Knights of Ni..

We want a shrubery, but not too big..

The Holy Hand Grenade, thou shalt count to three, not four, not two unless continuing on to three, and thou shalt throw thy grenade toward thy foe..

African Swallow or a European Swallow

Your mother smells of eldeberries

Best Ever

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The shrubbery one is classic

"It has ceased to exist! This is an ex-parrot!"

and

"If I let you in, you're going to try to sell me encyclopaedias"

"No ma'am, I swear, I just want to come in and steal a few things!"

The whole encyclopedia salesman thing is my fave.

Also...

"The Larch" (with picture of tree). Ever since that, for some reason, my parents call me "The Larch" :confused: I don't get it.

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