danwilson Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 The Godfather and the AccountantA Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannotunderstand you, but I can interpret for you." The Godfather says, "Well.....ask him where the damn money is!" The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."The attorney turns to the Godfather and says, "He doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "NOW ask him again where the money is!" The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!" The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!, the money is hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!" The attorney turns to the godfather and says"HE SAID TO GO FUCK YOURSELF" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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