dgmodel Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar whensuddenly Steve throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!" Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave youtwenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Steve rolls into home and his Jane starts to give him abad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God,you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Steve says,"Nowainaminit,I can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one toomanyand he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for thecleaning bill!" Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is fortybucks." "Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 ....funny, but kinda gross... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennEfer Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 ewwww... i don't understand how anyone can get that drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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