djmikedr Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 30 harsh things to say to a naked man!1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it's cute.3. Why don't we just cuddle?4. You know they have surgery to fix that.5. Make it dance.6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?7. Wow, and your feet are so big.8. It's OK, we'll work around it.9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?10. Oh no... a flash headache.11. (giggle and point)12. Can I be honest with you?13. How sweet, you brought incense.14. This explains your car.15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.16. Why is God punishing me?17. At least this won't take long.18. I never saw one like that before.19. But it still works, right?20. It looks so unused.21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?23. Are you cold?24. If you get me real drunk first.25. Is that an optical illusion?26. What is that?27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.28. Does it come with an air pump?29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.30. I guess this makes me the early bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 :laugh: :laugh: m!post it on the sf forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jy Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 LMFAO! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Originally posted by apotheosis 30 harsh things to say to a naked man!1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.i loooove this one.... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Originally posted by apotheosis 30 harsh things to say to a naked man!23. Are you cold?lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xyminx Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 Now go hide in the corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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