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...anybody got any tricks?...i just remembered a scene from Priscilla Queen of the Dessert where the asian prostitute/wife gets drunk and starts shooting ping pong balls from her poonanie...

i can wiggle my ears but that doesnt really seem to fit the post...a friend of mine says he can pull his you know whats up inside...why you would want to do this is beyond me...

strange topic? yes...but i'm fawkin fried and bored at work...

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Originally posted by phatman

i can wiggle my ears but that doesnt really seem to fit the post...a friend of mine says he can pull his you know whats up inside...why you would want to do this is beyond me...

Ewwww! I read some advice column (I think it was in Time Out??? Or maybe it was Savage Love) where this guy was graphically describing how men can fuck their own ass... :eek::shake:

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Originally posted by tastyt

Ewwww! I read some advice column (I think it was in Time Out??? Or maybe it was Savage Love) where this guy was graphically describing how men can fuck their own ass... :eek::shake:

ok...you know how you start a thread and then think some thoughts are better left to oneself...needless to say, that is utterly disgusting..

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Originally posted by tastyt

Ewwww! I read some advice column (I think it was in Time Out??? Or maybe it was Savage Love) where this guy was graphically describing how men can fuck their own ass... :eek::shake:

how?????? :confused:

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Originally posted by tastyt

Oh gawd, I don't remember- it's what you'd call selective amnesia. I'd forgotten about it altogether until Phatman had to go and start this thread! :mad:

dont be puttin that shit on me...sounds like you read the entire article on your own...lol

selective amnesia...ha ha...i tell people i have selective hearing...

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Originally posted by phatman

dont be puttin that shit on me...sounds like you read the entire article on your own...lol

selective amnesia...ha ha...i tell people i have selective hearing...

Of course I read the entire article, how could I not, it was like watching a trainwreck!

Selective hearing, eh... Women have evolved to have selective hearing... we might not hear you if we're sitting right next to you, zoned out; but we could be all the way at the other end of the house, and suddenly our spidey-senses start tingling and our ears prick up... and the next thing you know we're standing right in front of you- "excuse me, what did you just say about that woman's ass???" :laugh: :laugh:

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Originally posted by tastyt

Of course I read the entire article, how could I not, it was like watching a trainwreck!

Selective hearing, eh... Women have evolved to have selective hearing... we might not hear you if we're sitting right next to you, zoned out; but we could be all the way at the other end of the house, and suddenly our spidey-senses start tingling and our ears prick up... and the next thing you know we're standing right in front of you- "excuse me, what did you just say about that woman's ass???" :laugh: :laugh:

that is soo damn true!! or they will see us looking at the girls ass

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Originally posted by gabo

that is soo damn true!! or they will see us looking at the girls ass

Oh we know- we always know! And you can be sure, if we don't say anything at the time- we're simply filing it away for future reference. :laugh2:

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Originally posted by tastyt

Oh we know- we always know! And you can be sure, if we don't say anything at the time- we're simply filing it away for future reference. :laugh2:

and dont think we dont notice when you girls check out guys crotches... and flirt with guys right in front of us like we dont know... we just play dumb

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