dgmodel Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 The following ad appeared in a newspaper.SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods. Riding in your pickup truck. Hunting. Camping. Fishing trips. Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.SCROLL DOWNSCROLL DOWNSCROLL DOWN(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 ...so what was it about her that made you pick up the phone?(and how's it going...first date set up yet?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 wow, we finally have a date for Sexy Bitch Jenny!!! wooohooo!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Originally posted by joeg wow, we finally have a date for Sexy Bitch Jenny!!! wooohooo!!! werd...dg, if it doesnt work out for you, pass the digits to Jenny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamitsme Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 one lucky bastard . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonelyboy Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 thats cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 that is almost as disturbing as gothzane's thread on the sex board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 awww that's so cute! I would totally adopt the dog if I called about that. Good idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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