girly Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 The title of this thread just got me hungry for General Tso's Chicken.....damn you ingrid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girly Posted May 17 Author Report Share Posted May 17 Originally posted by roninmess The title of this thread just got me hungry for General Tso's Chicken.....damn you ingrid hehe . You love your chinese food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 Originally posted by girly hehe . You love your chinese food at least 4 times a week:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shook Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 oyn dong dee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girly Posted May 17 Author Report Share Posted May 17 Originally posted by shook oyn dong dee chun cung chi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzo Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 your name is Ingrid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girly Posted May 17 Author Report Share Posted May 17 Originally posted by rizzo your name is Ingrid? and yours is DAMIEN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shook Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 Originally posted by girly chun cung chi like i know wut u said i only know how to say suk my dik in chinse noting else lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 They forgot a few...Man who drop watch in toilet at party have shitty time.Man who finger girl with period get caught red handed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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