gropasaurus Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Who's this gorgeous guido in front of me that I see,With robustly shaped musclesAnd shaved body as course as the bark on a tree?His skin an exquisite deep golden bronze shade,And hair so profoundly dark and shiny,Neither of which the sun could ever have made.Standing with perfect posture at six foot two inches in height,All guidettes that are lucky enough to catch a glimpse will preachThis New Jersey Guido is quite a site.The lashes on his big brown eyes like the feathers of a peacock,Wearing size 14 men's footwearIt's no secret he's got a huge ___.With style indicative of brands like D&G and Gucci,His wardrobe includes only the finest European designers,Let's not forget about Emporio Armani and Versace.Midtown manhattan will soon be where he'll reside,But on summer weekends it's 14th Street in Belmar, From Penn Station it's a mere 90 minute ride.It's been 10 minutes already and still I don't know,Who is this Italian Stallion...Come to DJAIS, SurfClub & Tempts this weekend, & then maybe you too will know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Originally posted by gropasaurus Who's this gorgeous guido in front of me that I see,With robustly shaped musclesAnd shaved body as course as the bark on a tree?His skin an exquisite deep golden bronze shade,And hair so profoundly dark and shiny,Neither of which the sun could ever have made.Standing with perfect posture at six foot two inches in height,All guidettes that are lucky enough to catch a glimpse will preachThis New Jersey Guido is quite a site.The lashes on his big brown eyes like the feathers of a peacock,Wearing size 14 men's footwearIt's no secret he's got a huge ___.With style indicative of brands like D&G and Gucci,His wardrobe includes only the finest European designers,Let's not forget about Emporio Armani and Versace.Midtown manhattan will soon be where he'll reside,But on summer weekends it's 14th Street in Belmar, From Penn Station it's a mere 90 minute ride.It's been 10 minutes already and still I don't know,Who is this Italian Stallion...Come to DJAIS, SurfClub & Tempts this weekend, & then maybe you too will know... Well dont you think your yummy:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Man, you must be really bored during the day. :bored: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gropasaurus Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 Yeah, I needed something to do while the shoe shine guy polished up my Gucci's here at my desk...but you wouldn't know what that's like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Originally posted by gropasaurus Yeah, I needed something to do while the shoe shine guy polished up my Gucci's here at my desk...but you wouldn't know what that's like... Are you raging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 HERE WE GO AGAIN. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 I thought that was quite clever for a meat head and all.Hey pass the Ragu. Sauce anyone?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 Originally posted by kostaP I thought that was quite clever for a meat head and all.Hey pass the Ragu. Sauce anyone?? I prefer the FOUR CHEESE!! CAN I HAVE SOME BREAD WITH THAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocool77 Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 Originally posted by kostaP I thought that was quite clever for a meat head and all.Hey pass the Ragu. Sauce anyone?? very funny:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 Originally posted by gropasaurus Who's this gorgeous guido in front of me that I see,With robustly shaped musclesAnd shaved body as course as the bark on a tree?His skin an exquisite deep golden bronze shade,And hair so profoundly dark and shiny,Neither of which the sun could ever have made.Standing with perfect posture at six foot two inches in height,All guidettes that are lucky enough to catch a glimpse will preachThis New Jersey Guido is quite a site.The lashes on his big brown eyes like the feathers of a peacock,Wearing size 14 men's footwearIt's no secret he's got a huge ___.With style indicative of brands like D&G and Gucci,His wardrobe includes only the finest European designers,Let's not forget about Emporio Armani and Versace.Midtown manhattan will soon be where he'll reside,But on summer weekends it's 14th Street in Belmar, From Penn Station it's a mere 90 minute ride.It's been 10 minutes already and still I don't know,Who is this Italian Stallion...Come to DJAIS, SurfClub & Tempts this weekend, & then maybe you too will know... I love it watch all these jealous mother fuckin preppies will have something to say :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neena1979 Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 Very interesting description of yourself...except for the part about your eyelashes. Personally any guido that has features resembling feathers of a peacock..seems a little on the fruity side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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