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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool

and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the

bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls

absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:

> 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

> 2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.

> 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in


> 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional

> weightlifter.

> 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

> Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

> "Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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