stogiey2k2 Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Subject: SOMETHING TO OFFEND DAMN-NEAR EVERYONE> >> > 1. What's the Cuban national anthem?> >> > "Row,Row, Row Your Boat.> >> > 2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?> >> > A different bar.> >> > 3. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?> >> > Sum Ting Wong> >> > 4. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than> >the> > other?> >> > A speech impediment.> >> > 5. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half> >mast?> >> > They're hiring.> >> > 6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?> >> > Because they're not going to work in the future either.> >> > 7. What do you call a West Virginia farmer with a sheep under each> >arm?> >> > A pimp.> >> > 8. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car> >only> > on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?> >> > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.> >> > 9. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern> >zoo?> >> > The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the> >front of> > the> > cage... along with a recipe.> >> > 10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F"> >word?> >> > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"> >> > 11. What's the difference between a white fairy tale and a black> > fairytale?> >> > A white fairytale begins "Once upon a time... A black> >fairytale> > begins "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this shit!"> >> > 12. Times have changed. Years ago when a hundred white men chased> >one> > black man, we called it the Ku Klux> > Klan-Today, they call it the PGA.> >> >> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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