Joke 2 Offend Everyone

[stogiey2k2]

Subject: SOMETHING TO OFFEND DAMN-NEAR EVERYONE

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> > 1. What's the Cuban national anthem?

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> > "Row,Row, Row Your Boat.

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> > 2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

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> > A different bar.

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> > 3. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?

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> > Sum Ting Wong

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> > 4. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than

> >the

> > other?

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> > A speech impediment.

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> > 5. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half

> >mast?

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> > They're hiring.

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> > 6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

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> > Because they're not going to work in the future either.

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> > 7. What do you call a West Virginia farmer with a sheep under each

> >arm?

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> > A pimp.

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> > 8. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car

> >only

> > on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

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> > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

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> > 9. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern

> >zoo?

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> > The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the

> >front of

> > the

> > cage... along with a recipe.

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> > 10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F"

> >word?

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> > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"

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> > 11. What's the difference between a white fairy tale and a black

> > fairytale?

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> > A white fairytale begins "Once upon a time... A black

> >fairytale

> > begins "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this shit!"

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> > 12. Times have changed. Years ago when a hundred white men chased

> >one

> > black man, we called it the Ku Klux

> > Klan-Today, they call it the PGA.

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