fierydesire Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 THE FREAK TESTHAVE YOU EVER : (Keep track of your pts.)1. Had sex? (5 points)2. Given oral sex? (5 pts)To orgasm? (5pts)Received oral sex (5 pts)To orgasm? (5 pts)3. Swallowed Cum? (5pts)4. Practice bondage, or Sado-masichistic behavior? (5 pts)5. Had anal sex (5pts)To orgasm? (5 pts)6. Had sex with someone of the same sex? (10 pts)7. Had sex with more than one person at a time? (10pts)8. Had sex with more than one person in a week? (7pts)9. Used sex toys? (7 pts)10. Bought a dirty magazine? (3 pts)11. Watch a porno movie? (3 pts)12. Been in a 69? (3 pts)13. Had phone sex? (5 pts)14. Masturbated? (5pts.)In a public place? (5pts)15. Had sex in a public place? (5 pts)Park? (1pt) Subway (3 pts) Alley Way? (2 pts)Train or Bus Station? (3 pts) Public Bathroom? (3pts)16. Gotten carpet burns? (3 pts.)17. Participated in an orgy? (10 pts)18. Watched someone having sex? (7 pts.)19. Had sex with others watching you? (7 pts.)20. Sucked or licked your own :Females- Breast or pussy? (12 Pts)Males-Dick? (12 Pts)21. Paid for sex? (8pts)22. Been paid for sex? (8pts)23. Had a one night stand? (8 pts)24. Pass out during sex? (5 pts)25. Had an STD? (8 pts)26. Had sex without contraceptives? (6 pts)27. Had sex anyplace other than the bedroom? (3pts ea)Ladies extra credit: (be honest)28. Got a facial (cum in your face)and liked it?(15pts)Men extra credit: (be honest)29. Has a woman sat on your face? (10pts)to orgasm? (5pts)30. Have you ever had a snow ball? (7pts) 31. Have you ever been video taped? (8pts)32. How many positions have you been in? (1 pt ea)33. Had sex for more than 4 hrs without stopping? (4pts)34. Have you ever had your salad tossed? (5pts)35. Ever had sex with a relative? (10 pts, 5 if you didn't know that person was related to you)36. Ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend? (5pts)End up liking them better? (9pts)37.Are you horny now? (3pts)Scoring:1-35: How Does it look up there with the angels?36-70: Bare minimum. Go join a sex-ed class.71-105: Ok, you're just on the outskirts of being a freak.106-140: Welcome to the land of the FREAKS!141-175: You are a BONAFIDE FREAK!!!176-210: You are the Dean of Freak College..211 up: You have reached middle age (35 up)Yeah Im bored at work:tongue:Oh and I got a 141...I am a bonafide freak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 I stoped counting the points after 200 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 109...Welcome to the Land of Freaks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junior0320 Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 126..... IVE KNOWN ALL ALONG IM A FREAK I DINT NEED TO TAKE A TEST TO TELL ME.... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 91.... not bad since none of the "having sex" questions applied to me.... :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 173And quite honestly, most of the remaining points I could do without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
covetoys Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 190 points. Freak-tacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 141-175: You are a BONAFIDE FREAK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhouse Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 195 without counting questions 27 or 32. With those, probably somewhere in the low to mid 400's, I'm just too lazy to think of all the non-bedroom places I've had sex and all the positions I've tried. Each is probably around the hundreds.....Oh, and I'd be 210 if I could take the ladies extra credit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexyclubber01 Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 153 ----> BONAFIDE FREAK! No surprise there lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 it was alittle over 200 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 nearly a dean of freak college, but not quite.wow, i feel so.. validated. don't you, hoke? it feels so good to know that we (as individuals of course ) have had sex in such various positions as the "upsidedown apple turnovercake position with raised left pinky" and your favorite, "wheelbarrow swinging from a vine over a lake in the winter while kissing a swan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 Originally posted by wideskies "wheelbarrow swinging from a vine over a lake in the winter while kissing a swan." Shhh... I have a patent pending on that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 Oops, sorry about that. Do you mind if i mention the time that your 10 underage cousins sat on your face all at once? That would surely get you the position as Dean. ;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoozi8 Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 damn I'm only being Welcomed into the Land of the Freaks... I have to catch up to you guys hehe so is it good I'm single again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romy20 Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 169 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fossor Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 98 And I had my first kiss a year and a half ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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