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Are you a try hard???

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I found this little quiz in this months Mixmag magazine, and I thought some of the language in this test where hiliarious and wanted to take some time to share...

1. This time last year, what were you doing on a Saturday night?

a. Running around in a furry skirt in a hard house after-hours. Boing!

b. Hanging out in a cool bar which played ironic 80's theme tunes.

c. Necking bottles of Olde E in the carpark of the local youth disco.

d. Going down to the pub and getting really druck and very fat.

2. What sort of music do you like now?

a. I used to like Andy Farley, but all that stuff is bollocks. Erick Morillo is our leader now.

b. Synthcore is my life.

c. Tiesto. Everything else is shit

d. Top of the Pops has lots of fit people on it these days.

3. Boys, how would you describe your hairstyle?

a. It's, like, got a one-sided fin and a mullet bit at the back. Cool.

b. Very 2002. I copied it from The Face and it cost me a fortune.

c. Dax Wax and luminous cyber hairpaint all the way. Bosh!

d. Sometimes I wash it and it looks OK.

4. Girls, what bugs you most about your boyfriend?

a. He drinks Smirnoff Ice, pouts more than me and dances like a twat.

b. He's always telling me I don't drink down on Landsdown enough.

c. He does so much base he can never get it up on Sundays.

d. He's only got off the sofa twice this year so far.

5. What is your preferred drug?

a. GeeBee (GHB). I drink a little juice, I dance a bit, then I have a fit and go under for a few hours. Wicked!

b. I'm partial to a few lines, but try not to do any during the week.

c. Ketaminoooooo. Ket is my best friend. Come and get in my hole!

d. Twenty B&H

6. How do you dance?

a. I do the funky house spoogy. It's kind of like picking things off your chest with alternate hands while wiggling your foot like you're putting out a cigarette. But better.

b. I don't dance anymore, I go out to socialize, not to jump about like a gimp.

c. Like a glowstick that's been sucked up a dyson(?)

d. I lumber on the around by the side of the dancefloor. Then I fall over, I love it!

Bonus Question!

7. How many of the following do you possess?

a. Jeans with the back pockets cut off.

b. Leg warmers

c. A pair of ridiculously large, coloured sunglasses that you wear in clubs.

d. A stripy shirt with white collars and cuffs

e. A tie that you wear anywhere but to work

f. A one-shouldered shirt

g. An oversized belt that you wear slung round your arse

h. A flat cap

I. A denim mini-skirt

J. Jeans with safety pins and patches

Everyone take the test and put your answers, I will post the scoring card tomorrow. Thought some of this was very funny, just wanted to share.

Jessica

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Originally posted by prplhz

1. This time last year, what were you doing on a Saturday night?

d. Going down to the pub and getting really druck and very fat. - (very)

2. What sort of music do you like now?

a. I used to like Andy Farley, but all that stuff is bollocks. Erick Morillo is our leader now. - especially when he's next to Darren Emerson... our real leader

3. Boys, how would you describe your hairstyle?

d. Sometimes I wash it and it looks OK. - actually, I always wash it and it never looks ok

5. What is your preferred drug?

d. Twenty B&H - I feel like a geek for having zero idea what this means. But the other ones didn't quite fit, so I figure it's better than nothing :tongue:

6. How do you dance?

c. Like a glowstick that's been sucked up a dyson(?) - who doesn't??

Bonus Question!

7. How many of the following do you possess?

c. A pair of ridiculously large, coloured sunglasses that you wear in clubs. - hey, when you've got a black eye......

e. A tie that you wear anywhere but to work

I. A denim mini-skirt - it makes my ass look great.

Jessica

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