Joke of Day!

[naomi1]

A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the

hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around

just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have

anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand

up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your

temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled

down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse

stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This

started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and

bared his rear end. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he

heard her announce,"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT

until I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He

cursed under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing.

After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going

on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter,

Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" After

a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a

carnation anyway."

[koky]

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