naomi1 Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in thehospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them aroundjust like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to haveanything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could standup to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take yourtemperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settleddown, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nursestated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." Thisstarted another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over andbared his rear end. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, heheard her announce,"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THATuntil I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. Hecursed under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing.After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's goingon here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter,Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" Aftera pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with acarnation anyway." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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