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Russian Emergency

>

> Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency.

>

> "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried.

>

> "It's my people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true

disaster!"

>

> "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their

> power to help you," replied the President.

>

> "I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000

> condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

>

> "Why certainly! I'll get right on it,"said Bush.

>

> "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?"

>

> "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in

> diameter?" said Putin.

>

> "No problem," replied the President.

>

> Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those

> stupid Americans will fall for anything.

>

> George hung up and called the President of a condom company. "I need a

> favor, you've got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."

>

> "Consider it done," said the president of the condom company.

>

> "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

>

> "Easily done. Anything else?"

>

> "Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on each

> one!"

>

>

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