zaguero Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Ok, back in junior high I was in algebra class and I really had to go the bathroom. My stomach was really pissed off and wanted to make itself heard if you know what I mean. But the gas was so intense that even if I got up to go to the restroom then I would have gassed the whole class. So I decided to stay put and hold and wait out until the bell rang. BIG MISTAKE! The gas pains were so intense that I let it rip right inside the classroom and everyone turned around in disbelief and disgust. Then, everyone started laughing including the teacher. I remember I sat behind this girl I had a crush on and she turned around to look at me with her nose pinched. To sum it all up the whole school knew me as "fart boy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 I was once on a Honda Cub (its a motor bike/motorcycle type thing - yes that's a technical term!). We got like a 2 second tutorial on how to use them, anyhow I think I got a little excited and hit the gas instead of the brake and went crashing into a stack of hay bells Flipped myself and the bike over! I got a standing ovation by onlookers You see why I don't have a car? Me behind the wheel is quite dangerous and I'll be the first to admit it! <insert "do your feet even reach the pedals" joke here> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by zaguero To sum it all up the whole school knew me as "fart boy". *points and laughs* You will forever more be known as fart boy to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Junior high, about five minutes before the bell was going to ring. Absolutely no way you're gonna get a hall pass for any reason five minutes before the bell. I really had to pee. Bad. Then I sneezed. I had been clenched so tight and still was that it took me a minute to even realize what had happened. Mom had to come and get me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by malanee *points and laughs* You will forever more be known as fart boy to me! You just watch yourself! I still like to eat my healthy dose of beans and cabbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by zaguero To sum it all up the whole school knew me as "fart boy". Keeping practicing and maybe someday you'll grow up to be a fart man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by nourishment Keeping practicing and maybe someday you'll grow up to be a fart man. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellywelly Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Zag the Fart Man!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by ellywelly Zag the Fart Man!!! That must be why he has his own office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 that must be why he has 5 fans in his room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by nourishment That must be why he has his own office. Screw you guys!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by zaguero Screw you guys!! oooooo...scary...oooooo...I'm ---> oooooo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sauvee88 Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 <insert "do your feet even reach the pedals" joke here> Can you see over the steering wheel??? I can just see two little eyes staring through the steering wheel in between the top of the wheel and the dashboard!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by tinybutterfli I was once on a Honda Cub (its a motor bike/motorcycle type thing - yes that's a technical term!). We got like a 2 second tutorial on how to use them, anyhow I think I got a little excited and hit the gas instead of the brake and went crashing into a stack of hay bells Flipped myself and the bike over! I got a standing ovation by onlookers <insert "do your feet even reach the pedals" joke here> Short joke number 1: Never knew they had motorized big wheels. Embarassing moment number 1: Attack of the 50 foot clownsEmbarassing moment number 2: Vic yelling that he likes 18 year olds in front of like twenty 18 year olds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by malanee *points and laughs* You will forever more be known as fart boy to me! thats not the point of these posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by jroo thats not the point of these posts. Jroo made me feel guilty. Sorry, Zags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Short joke number 1: Never knew they had motorized big wheels. duh? where have you been? 1985? They in fact make motorized big wheels I'd get one 'cept they have Barbie all over 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 i knew a girl who thought that grape juice was gummy bear juice, and one day she was in her tree house and drank some grape juice and jumped out, she thought that she would bounce like a gummy bear, well, she broke her leg. another kid in elemetry school was tricked into thinking a cup of piss was lemonade and was tricked into drinking it, i had nothing to do with that, thats just wrong.i tried to ride my bike up a tree when i was like 7 or 8 or something, i was at the top of a hill and proceded to peddle as fast as i could towards the tree, never thought about how i would get down, but i smacked a big ass tree at full speed, i ended up in the street rolling around, i ended up with a concusion, i was a tough little kid, didnt even cry, i was probably too fucking dizzy.probably around the same age, i caught my pinky finger in the car door, well, i locked the door too, before i slamed it on myself, i was with a baby sitter, my mom's friend and she's like open the door, and im like i cant!!!!!!!! thinking to myself "you stupid bitch come open the door". there was blood everywhere, i could see the bone, then we walked to the hospital because she didnt want blood in her car, whata bitch. hhhmmmmm , whatelse. ... thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by nourishment Jroo made me feel guilty. Sorry, Zags. ah whatever, i almost forgot , this one dude at my h.s. got caught jacking off in class, he was forever known as spanky. hell, i cant even remember his real name, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by sauvee88 Can you see over the steering wheel??? I can just see two little eyes staring through the steering wheel in between the top of the wheel and the dashboard!!!! i might not be able to see where i'm going but i'm gonna get in my big wheel & run your ass over! you better grab your tiara and run boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellywelly Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by jroo ah whatever, i almost forgot , this one dude at my h.s. got caught jacking off in class, he was forever known as spanky. hell, i cant even remember his real name, uh huh.. suuuuure you don't remember.... Mr. "that's not the point of these posts" (AKA Spanky).. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Embarassing moment number 2: Vic yelling that he likes 18 year olds in front of like twenty 18 year olds. oh yeah..i forgot about that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sauvee88 Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 *grabs tiara and runs for Jroo's car* cause we all know it doesn't go slower than 120......... and heads for the hills - cause damn it I'll be able to see you and your monster bigwheel coming for miles!!! It's prolly got barbie stickers all over it..... and hot pink too!!!! With flashy rimms......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by nourishment Jroo made me feel guilty. Sorry, Zags. i'm gonna request that zag turn in his mexican passport, 'cos rule #1 of being a real mexican is being able to make fun of people and being able to take shit from people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Originally posted by ellywelly uh huh.. suuuuure you don't remember.... Mr. "that's not the point of these posts" (AKA Spanky).. whatever it wasnt me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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