djmikedr Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 Originally posted by sassa Height: 5'5Weight: none of your businessAge: 22 next monthBra Size: none of your businessPenis Size: N/AHair Color: Dark Brown well that was good for nothing. jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 Originally posted by randall16 Sex~ Female Height~ 5'10" Weight~ 160Age~ 20....Bra size~ my babies are B..Dick Size~ umm....skip... Hair color~ dark brown, with auburn highlights...Eyes~ Brown A girl that answers the questions. Props to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 Originally posted by apotheosis well that was good for nothing. jk i'll let you imagine the unanswered questions on your own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 Originally posted by dgmodel is it just me or do You look like the youngest son from home improvement... i think mark was his name... OMG, haha, I see it too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 Originally posted by sassa i'll let you imagine the unanswered questions on your own MY expectations are just never met. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 actually i think that dude looks like the teen from the Simpsons who has all those low end jobs and sayin "would you like fries with that sir" in a sqeeky voice" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barslut Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 Marko , get your own material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 thats fine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 .VS. May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the Real Slim gebriel please stand up? I repeat, will the Real Slim gebriel please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here... Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door Started whoopin her ass worst than before they first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream) It's the return of the "Awww wait, no way, your kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr Dre said... Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women loved gebriel Chicka chicka chicka Slim gebriel I'm sick of him Look at him walking around grabing his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though) Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and let Loose, but can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips And if im lucky u might just give it a little kiss" And that's the messege we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a women's *vagina* is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade, they got the discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals who *rip* other people open like canolopes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope (ughh) But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoite Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus And it gooooesss I'm Slim gebrielYes I'm the Real gebriel All you other Slim gebriels are just imitating So won't the real Slim gebriel... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up Cause I'm Slim gebriel Yes I'm the Real gebriel All you other Slim gebriels are just imitating So won't the real Slim gebriel... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gebriel Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 Originally posted by tastyt OMG, haha, I see it too! GRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gebriel Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 Originally posted by dgmodel .VS. May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the Real Slim gebriel please stand up? I repeat, will the Real Slim gebriel please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here... Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door Started whoopin her ass worst than before they first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream) It's the return of the "Awww wait, no way, your kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr Dre said... Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women loved gebriel Chicka chicka chicka Slim gebriel I'm sick of him Look at him walking around grabing his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though) Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and let Loose, but can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips And if im lucky u might just give it a little kiss" And that's the messege we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a women's *vagina* is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade, they got the discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals who *rip* other people open like canolopes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope (ughh) But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoite Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus And it gooooesss I'm Slim gebrielYes I'm the Real gebriel All you other Slim gebriels are just imitating So won't the real Slim gebriel... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up Cause I'm Slim gebriel Yes I'm the Real gebriel All you other Slim gebriels are just imitating So won't the real Slim gebriel... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up what exactly are u implying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 see i tried to inject humor into the board... thought the resemblence between you and him were slightly comical and at the same time uncanny... as for the song... i thought it would add a touch of humor into the background... if while looking at the pics ppl sang the tune of "real slim shady" but i then thought id use a lil poetic justice or creative freedom to change the words to your name... hence coming up with this masterpiece of a failed joke... thank you... hold the applause... sorry if you took offense... just a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankrha1 Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Sex:MHeight: 6'3"Weight: 230Age: 27Bra Size: Don't wear one, though mine are bigger than some of the girls in Chicago, and much firmer too!Penis Size: 8X6"Hair color: Technically brown, though I shave most of my hair off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankrha1 Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Sex:MHeight: 6'3"Weight: 230Age: 27Bra Size: Don't wear one, though mine are bigger than some of the girls in Chicago, and much firmer too!Penis Size: 8X6"Hair color: Technically brown, though I shave most of my hair off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gebriel Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Originally posted by dgmodel see i tried to inject humor into the board... thought the resemblence between you and him were slightly comical and at the same time uncanny... as for the song... i thought it would add a touch of humor into the background... if while looking at the pics ppl sang the tune of "real slim shady" but i then thought id use a lil poetic justice or creative freedom to change the words to your name... hence coming up with this masterpiece of a failed joke... thank you... hold the applause... sorry if you took offense... just a joke. no offence was taken just didn't quite folllowed ur thinking there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totallytrance Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Sex: FemaleHeight: 5'5Weight: 120lbs.Age: 18Bra size: BDick Size: 0 inch.Hair color: Dark BrownEyes: Hazel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gebriel Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Originally posted by totallytrance Sex: FemaleHeight: 5'5Weight: 120lbs.Age: 18Bra size: BDick Size: 0 inch.Hair color: Dark BrownEyes: Hazel u got a picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellinita Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 sex- femaleage- 18bra size- 32 C/Ddick size- don't have oneeye color- gray, but i wear violet contactshair color- dirty blnd in the winter, light blnd in the summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellinita Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 sex- femaleage- 18height- 5'6weight- 103bra size- 32 C/Ddick size- don't have oneeye color- gray, but i wear violet contactshair color- dirty blnd in the winter, light blnd in the summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Originally posted by ellinita sex- femaleage- 18height- 5'6weight- 103bra size- 32 C/Ddick size- don't have oneeye color- gray, but i wear violet contactshair color- dirty blnd in the winter, light blnd in the summer hmmmmm, is she worthy of a double post? lets see a pic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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prplhz Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Here's the stats...Age~Ancient compared with some of the others, going to be 25 in a little over a week...Weight~127lbsHeight~5'7"Bra Size~small little ones 34BPenis size~the bigger the betterHair~dirty blond but getting lighter the more I lay in the suneyes~Blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Ok it's a slow day so I might as well answer... Height- 4'10"Weight- 95Age- 27 on Thursday! Bra size- 34BPenis- n/a!Hair- reddish/dark brown curls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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