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Age: Old enough to know better, still young enough to learn

Weight: 160

Height: 5'7"

Bra Size: A's (well I have been working out at the gym) lol

Penis size: Im told its the girth that makes 'em stutter

Hair: black

eyes: blue

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Originally posted by apotheosis

nope. full from rear frontal-support-grabbery.

firm and cute, but def not *that size

You're right. I'm lying about my bra size. Actually, I was stuffing when you grabbed them. Really, they're double A's.

:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by tastyt

You're right. I'm lying about my bra size. Actually, I was stuffing when you grabbed them. Really, they're double A's.

...so that's why you didnt want the phattie cig. getting close too your chest...:idea:

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Sex: Yes please

Height: Lanky Fucker 6"+

Weight: 215 lbs. of pure manmeat

Age: 22 going on 60

Bra size: a perky A cup

Dick Size: More then a mouthfull

Hair color: Dark Blonde/Brown

Eyes: Blue/Green/Gray

Tounge Size: :licker:

I like beef, beer, and boobs...not necessarly in that particular order.

:flame:

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Originally posted by dgmodel

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May I have your attention please

May I have your attention please

Will the Real Slim gebriel please stand up?

I repeat, will the Real Slim gebriel please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here...

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

Started whoopin her ass worst than before

they first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)

It's the return of the

"Awww wait, no way, your kidding

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Dr Dre said...

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)

Feminist women loved gebriel

Chicka chicka chicka Slim gebriel I'm sick of him

Look at him walking around grabing his you-know-what

Flippin' the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and let Loose,

but can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

And if im lucky u might just give it a little kiss"

And that's the messege we deliver to little kids

and expect them not to know what a women's *vagina* is

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is

by the time they hit 4th grade,

they got the discovery channel don't they?

We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals

who *rip* other people open like canolopes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

then theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope (ughh)

But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoite

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus

And it gooooesss

I'm Slim gebriel

Yes I'm the Real gebriel

All you other Slim gebriels are just imitating

So won't the real Slim gebriel...

Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

Cause I'm Slim gebriel

Yes I'm the Real gebriel

All you other Slim gebriels are just imitating

So won't the real Slim gebriel...

Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

OMFG!!! i think i just pissed myself!!!

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Originally posted by apotheosis

Ladies:

Mikey knows.

Okay, you know what? I don't know what your reasoning was behind that original post; I can think of several possibilities and they're all really obnoxious. And I can't say I appreciate it at all.

Since you apparently think you're so knowledgeable about breasts and bra sizes, let's take that ego down a notch shall we? I don't know if you're comparing mine with someone else you know who wears that size, but- and I'm sure any women here will attest to the veracity of this statement- when you're talking about bra size, there's a wide range that can fit in any particular cup size.

Get over yourself because obviously, you DON'T know.

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age - 28

sex - m

height - 6'

weight - 190... in good shape

bra size - n/a

penis size - 7 " sometimes a bit more (depending on the girl)

hair color - brown hair / brown eyes :cool:

damn !! am i the oldest mofo on here ?? how embarrasing !! :laugh: oh well ... atleast i look 21:D

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Originally posted by tastyt

Okay, you know what? I don't know what your reasoning was behind that original post; I can think of several possibilities and they're all really obnoxious. And I can't say I appreciate it at all.

Since you apparently think you're so knowledgeable about breasts and bra sizes, let's take that ego down a notch shall we? I don't know if you're comparing mine with someone else you know who wears that size, but- and I'm sure any women here will attest to the veracity of this statement- when you're talking about bra size, there's a wide range that can fit in any particular cup size.

Get over yourself because obviously, you DON'T know.

Wow. you obviously put alot of thought into it. I didnt. was just making fun of your original post. Dont know where you went, but you can meet me back at Alberquerqe. :)

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