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Originally posted by malanee

Is one of those people in the picture you? And Shlongus???? WTF??? Crazy Russians.....

Shlongus...:laugh: :laugh:

Everytime i read it outloud i can stop laughing...if i remember correctly the name came from the kjoke he used to tell girls:

Him: i have a very serious medical condition...

Girl: OMG! Poor you!

Him: yeah, its called shlonguslongitis

Girl: Sounds bad, what is it?

Him: i suffer from an obnormously large cock

The girl walks away...:laugh:

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Originally posted by shlongus

thank for that...My Best Friend, Arthur.....could have done without that!!!! now i have think of a new plan on how to pick up woman oh and by the way it worked few times, well sort of, well actually.... it never worked

what seems to work around here is, "I've got an Asian fetish & are you straight?"

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Originally posted by vicman

what seems to work around here is, "I've got an Asian fetish & are you straight?"

That's my line. Stop bitin' my style. And who the fuck is shlongus? Are you one of the people I went to Starscape with?

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Originally posted by shlongus

My Best Friend Arthur the Comedian...thats 2 today already...can u stop!!! the correct spelling is YURI:)

Ok. I actually missed your name, but I know who you are.

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