dgmodel Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple ofhours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful womansitting in the corner. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl." The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken ." So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me. Would yoube so kind as to dance with me?" Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry. Right nowI'm concentrating on matrimony, and I'd rather sit than dance." So the man humbly returns to his friend. "So what did she say?" asks the friend. The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on macaroni, and wouldrather shit in her pants." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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