naomi1 Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 My Father's constant joke when he was giving me a haircut:I used to be a Barber. The last guy whose hair I cut, I cut off his ear. I told him I was sorry, but I don't think he heard me. Pete A man was touring a computer room. The technician says to him I've just created computer that knows everything. Ask it any question and it will give you the right answer'. The man types in "where is my father?." The computer's lights start to flash. Bells and whistles go off and out pops a card that reads 'Your father is fishing in Michigan'. Man said 'that's wrong! My father died 10 years ago'. The technician is puzzled. He makes a few adjustments and says ask the question again but stated differently. So the man types in "Where is my mother's husband?" Again the lights flash, the bells and whistles go off. And out pops a card that reads 'Your mother's husband has been dead for 10 years. Your father just caught a 5 lb bass!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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