Geography of a man and a woman

[synderella420]

Subject:

Geography of a Woman:

Between the ages of 18-21, a woman is like Africa or

Australia. She is

half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful

with bush land around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21-30, a woman is like America or

Japan. Completely

discovered, very well developed and open to trade

especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between ages 30-35, she is like India or Spain. Very

hot, relaxed and

convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages 35-40, a woman is like France or

Argentina. She may have

been half destroyed during the war but can still be a

warm and desirable

place to visit.

Between the ages of 40-50, she is like Yugoslavia or

Afghanistan. She lost the war and is haunted by past

mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50-60, she is like Russia or

Canada. Very wide, quiet

and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the

frigid climate keeps

people away.

Between the ages of 60-70, a woman is like England or

Mongolia. With a

glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania. Everyone knows where

it is, but no one

wants to go there.

Geography of a Man:

Between the ages of 15-70, a man is like

Iraq..........

Ruled by a dick.

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