synderella420 Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Subject:Geography of a Woman:Between the ages of 18-21, a woman is like Africa orAustralia. She ishalf discovered, half wild and naturally beautifulwith bush land around the fertile deltas.Between the ages of 21-30, a woman is like America orJapan. Completelydiscovered, very well developed and open to tradeespecially with countries with cash or cars.Between ages 30-35, she is like India or Spain. Veryhot, relaxed andconvinced of its own beauty.Between the ages 35-40, a woman is like France orArgentina. She may havebeen half destroyed during the war but can still be awarm and desirableplace to visit.Between the ages of 40-50, she is like Yugoslavia orAfghanistan. She lost the war and is haunted by pastmistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.Between the ages of 50-60, she is like Russia orCanada. Very wide, quietand the borders are practically unpatrolled but thefrigid climate keepspeople away.Between the ages of 60-70, a woman is like England orMongolia. With aglorious and all conquering past but alas no future.After 70, they become Albania. Everyone knows whereit is, but no onewants to go there.Geography of a Man:Between the ages of 15-70, a man is likeIraq..........Ruled by a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 :laugh: i already know where to forward this to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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