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naomi1

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What kind of cheese is not yours? Na-cho cheez (sounds like you're saying "not your" except w/ a slang accent. What do you call a guy w/ no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call the same guy on a porch? Mat What do you call the same guy on a wall? Art

What do you call a girl w/ one leg? Eileen (I lean)

What do you call a sheep w/ no arms, no legs, and no head? A cloud

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line? "I'm the weiner!"

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