shroomy Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 OK, I am so sick of people who don’t have a clue telling me what a wonderful K-Hole they were in while dancing around in some club.So I decided to put together a little guide so you can tell if you are in a hole or not.If you can move, you are not in a K-hole.If you can tell if your eyes are open or shut, you are not in a K-hole.If you can identify the song you are listening to, you are not in a K-hole.If you wonder what that deep rumbling sound is reoccurring every half an hour, and realize that it is you breathing, you may be in a K-Hole.If you realize that you have gone insane but then realize that it isn’t so bad, you may be in a K-Hole.If you have become a point of light and are flying along the pathways of knowledge towards the center of the universe that you realize must be God, you may be in a K-Hole.If you figure out the meaning of the universe, but forget it 2 seconds later, you may be in a K-Hole.If you can suddenly remember your 2nd grade class birthday party and the names of every kid in the class, you may be in a K-Hole.If you can see through your eyelids and look at the stars but are on the couch in your friend’s living room, you may be in a K-Hole.If you suddenly forget the meaning of words like “is” “do” etc… you may be in a K-Hole.If you come down and realize that that strange object that you were staring at for what seemed like hours and could figure out what it was is a ceiling fan, you may have been in a K-Hole.If you cant figure out how the window can keep moving to the right and never get to the corner, you may be in a K-Hole.If you just had the worst experience of your life and cant wait to do it again, you may have been in a K-Hole.Hope this helps everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COCKZILLA Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 if while laying down on your couch, you feel as though your laying on a raft flowing thru a rapid area of a river....you may be in a K-hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crystelbella21 Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 I miss K-holes! (damn tolerance) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drmoxx Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 saw and/or had conversations with cartoon characters at the club that night (i swear i talked to scooby doo back in '99) you may have been in a k-holeand that list is right on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djjonmartin Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 if you talk for hours but no sound ever comes out your mouth ... you may be in a k-hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnykat Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 When you realize that that lone snow skier who is skiing up a vast snow blizzard mountain range and you follow him skiing up with your eyes for what seems like hours but then he turns out to be just a small plant hanger on your white ceiling then you just may have been in a khole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfqtipie Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 If you look in the mirror and are convinced you have become a midget, you might be in a K hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeygk Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 d'oh.......how many of those have to apply before you're in a k-hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Ha ha this is so great........... lmao out loud.................Anyone ever go into shrinky dink land? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drmoxx Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 when you wonder how everyone around you is able to move in slow motion(in a kinda tv reel type of way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernextnation Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 So whats the point of do K in a club?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COCKZILLA Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Originally posted by ernextnation So whats the point of do K in a club?? the point is...NOT to go into a K-hole in a club... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidnyce Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 when your vision turns black and white you may be in a k-hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neena1979 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 If all of the sudden nothing looks familiar anymore...you have no idea what club your in or who the people around you are..even though they were the people you came to the club with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crystelbella21 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Originally posted by neena16 If all of the sudden nothing looks familiar anymore...you have no idea what club your in or who the people around you are..even though they were the people you came to the club with. OMG hahahahahahaI have seen that happen toooooo many times LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 If you have suddenly become one of the characters in the movie you're watching (or trying to watch)... you may be in a k-hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillyrabbit Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 When you are trying to read the directions to afterhours and realize you can't read anymore...then attempt to turn it upside down, hoping that will help....nope, it's all chinese at that pointWhen you have no clue where your friends went, and they are 3 feet in front of you...When you aren't sure if you are actually talking or just thinking...My personal favorite memory....when you say to your friend"Hey look at those paisleys on that guys white suit! They are moving!!"...and your friend looks at you, "What paisleys?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drmoxx Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 "If you can move, you are not in a K-hole."everything else is just being really fcuked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamitsme Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by crystelbella21 OMG hahahahahahaI have seen that happen toooooo many times LOL [/quoteyeaaaa those are always good times ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attomic Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 Originally posted by shroomy OK, I am so sick of people who don’t have a clue telling me what a wonderful K-Hole they were in while dancing around in some club.So I decided to put together a little guide so you can tell if you are in a hole or not.If you can move, you are not in a K-hole.If you can tell if your eyes are open or shut, you are not in a K-hole.If you can identify the song you are listening to, you are not in a K-hole.If you wonder what that deep rumbling sound is reoccurring every half an hour, and realize that it is you breathing, you may be in a K-Hole.If you realize that you have gone insane but then realize that it isn’t so bad, you may be in a K-Hole.If you have become a point of light and are flying along the pathways of knowledge towards the center of the universe that you realize must be God, you may be in a K-Hole.If you figure out the meaning of the universe, but forget it 2 seconds later, you may be in a K-Hole.If you can suddenly remember your 2nd grade class birthday party and the names of every kid in the class, you may be in a K-Hole.If you can see through your eyelids and look at the stars but are on the couch in your friend’s living room, you may be in a K-Hole.If you suddenly forget the meaning of words like “is” “do” etc… you may be in a K-Hole.If you come down and realize that that strange object that you were staring at for what seemed like hours and could figure out what it was is a ceiling fan, you may have been in a K-Hole.If you cant figure out how the window can keep moving to the right and never get to the corner, you may be in a K-Hole.If you just had the worst experience of your life and cant wait to do it again, you may have been in a K-Hole.Hope this helps everyone Fuck shroomy that is ome funny shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romy20 Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 If you think you are on another planet talking to aliens, you may be in a k hole.If you think you are going thru worm holes in the middle of the universe, you may be in a k hole.If you think you have just died, you may be in a k hole.well with that said, im off to do a bump, or two or three or four :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsp Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 If you are a sorry liberal fuck. Then you are a K-Hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bless88 Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 what a fuckin herb this guy is......go fuck your sister, or your goat, pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarfgirl22 Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 if you swear you are talking to god you may be in a k holeorrr you think there are dogs barking at you while sittin in the corner at a club you may be in a k hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsp Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 Originally posted by bless88 what a fuckin herb this guy is......go fuck your sister, or your goat, pal. Ben there done that,,,,need something new...How about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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