gonzojournilist Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 I think I posted this once before last year?well who gives a fuck?!@#VictimX_26: HiCheesedog: helloCheesedog: who is this?VictimX_26: just a someone?Cheesedog: A someone I know?VictimX_26: nopeCheesedog: Then why the hell are you bothering me?VictimX_26: well sorrrrrryVictimX_26: I just wanted to chat with youCheesedog: why?VictimX_26: nevermind your an assholeCheesedog: Hey wait a minuteVictimX_26: yes?Cheesedog: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoidVictimX_26: paranoid?Cheesedog: yesVictimX_26: of what?VictimX_26: me?Cheesedog: No. I'm in hiding.VictimX_26: LOLCheesedog: Don't fucking laugh at me!Cheesedog: This shit is serious!VictimX_26: What are you hiding from?Cheesedog: The cops.VictimX_26: gimme a fucking breakCheesedog: I'm serious.VictimX_26: I don't get itCheesedog: The cops are after me.VictimX_26: For what?Cheesedog: I'm wanted in three statesVictimX_26: For???Cheesedog: It's kindof embarrasing.Cheesedog: I had sex with a turkey.Cheesedog: Hello?VictimX_26: You are fucking sick.Cheesedog: Send me your picture.VictimX_26: why?Cheesedog: so I know you aren't one of them.VictimX_26: One of what?Cheesedog: The cops.VictimX_26: I'm not a cop i told youCheesedog: Then send me your picture.VictimX_26: hold onCheesedog: Hurry up.Cheesedog: Are you there?Cheesedog: Fuck you, cop!VictimX_26: Hey sorryVictimX_26: I had to do something for my mom.Cheesedog: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.Cheesedog: When really you were notifying the authorities.Cheesedog: Weren't you!?VictimX_26: thats not itCheesedog: Then what?VictimX_26: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not prettyCheesedog: Most cops aren'tVictimX_26: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU SHITHEAD!Cheesedog: Then send me the picture.VictimX_26: fine. What's your e-mail?Cheesedog: Just send it through here.VictimX_26: alright *PIC* VictimX_26: Did you get it?Cheesedog: Hold on. I'm looking.VictimX_26: That was me back in mayVictimX_26: I've lost weight since then.Cheesedog: I hope soVictimX_26: what?!?VictimX_26: that hurt my feelings.Cheesedog: Did it?VictimX_26: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.Cheesedog: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?VictimX_26: yesCheesedog: Alright let me find it.VictimX_26: kksCheesedog: Okay here it is. *PIC**PIC* VictimX_26: this isn't you.Cheesedog: I'll be damned if it ain't!VictimX_26: You don't look like that.Cheesedog: How the hell do you know?VictimX_26: cause your profile has another picture.Cheesedog: The profile pic is a fake.Cheesedog: I use it to hide from the cops.VictimX_26: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lolCheesedog: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....Cheesedog: Not to mention all the groceries.VictimX_26: Go fuck yourselfCheesedog: I was going to until I saw that pictureCheesedog: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.VictimX_26: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.VictimX_26: You've done nothing but slam me.VictimX_26: you hurt me.Cheesedog: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?VictimX_26: I thought you were bullshitting me!Cheesedog: Why would I do that?VictimX_26: I can't believe that cops are after youCheesedog: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..VictimX_26: FUCK YOU!!!Cheesedog: You'd break both of his legs.VictimX_26: You're a fucking asshole.VictimX_26: I've been teased my whole life because of my weightVictimX_26: and you make fun of me when you don't even know meCheesedog: Ok. I'm sorry.VictimX_26: No you aren'tCheesedog: You're right. I'm not.Cheesedog: HAARRRRR!VictimX_26: I'm done with youCheesedog: Aww. I'm sorry.VictimX_26: I'm putting you on ignoreCheesedog: Wait a secCheesedog: We got off on the wrong foot.Cheesedog: Wanna start over?VictimX_26: NoCheesedog: I'll eat your pussyVictimX_26: You'll what?Cheesedog: You heard me.Cheesedog: I said I'd eat your pussy.VictimX_26: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my pictureCheesedog: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?VictimX_26: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yesCheesedog: Well I'm not like most men.Cheesedog: I get excited in different ways.VictimX_26: Like what?Cheesedog: Do you really wanna know?VictimX_26: I don't knowCheesedog: You have to tell me yes or no.VictimX_26: I'm afraid toCheesedog: Why?VictimX_26: causeCheesedog: cause why?VictimX_26: well lets seeVictimX_26: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me outVictimX_26: doesn't that seem strange to you?Cheesedog: NopeVictimX_26: well its strange to meCheesedog: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me toVictimX_26: I didn't say thatCheesedog: So is that a yes?VictimX_26: I guess so.Cheesedog: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.Cheesedog: Are you willing?VictimX_26: What do you need me to do?Cheesedog: I need you talk like a pirate.VictimX_26: ???Cheesedog: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"Cheesedog: ok?Cheesedog: Hello?VictimX_26: You can't be seriousCheesedog: Oh yes I am!Cheesedog: It's my fantasy.VictimX_26: this is retardedCheesedog: Do you want it or not?VictimX_26: Yes I want it.Cheesedog: Then you'll do it for me?VictimX_26: sure Cheesedog: Ok. Here we go.Cheesedog: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.Cheesedog: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against themCheesedog: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.Cheesedog: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.VictimX_26: mmmm yeahCheesedog: uh oh ...going limp.VictimX_26: HarCheesedog: You gotta do better than that!Cheesedog: Your picture was really bad.VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRRCheesedog: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.Cheesedog: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.Cheesedog: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.Cheesedog: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.VictimX_26: mmmmmm you are goodCheesedog: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harderCheesedog: going limpVictimX_26: HARRRRRRRCheesedog: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.Cheesedog: You begin to sway back and forth.Cheesedog: going limpVictimX_26: this is stupidCheesedog: ...still limpCheesedog: Do it!VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRRRCheesedog: I turn you around to lick your asshole.Cheesedog: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.Cheesedog: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.VictimX_26: WTF?!?!?Cheesedog: They stink really bad.VictimX_26: OMG STOP!!!Cheesedog: I start to get fed up with your ugly assCheesedog: I tear off your wooden peg leg.Cheesedog: I ram it up your ass.VictimX_26: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!Cheesedog: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.Cheesedog: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...Cheesedog: I kick you in the face!VictimX_26: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!Cheesedog: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...Cheesedog: Your parrot flys away.Cheesedog: ...going limp again.Cheesedog: Hello?Cheesedog: Say it!Cheesedog: HAARRRRRR!!!!!VictimX_26: <USER NOT FOUND> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 yea u posted this b4. i actually mentioned about this one the other day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 THAT WAS FUKKKIN HILLARIOUS:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 ~~~:rofl: sorry but the girl's pic is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdeelite Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 that is so not normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usa Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 fat girls deserve to be lonely.. we can feed the hungry third world with half of amount fat americans eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mist Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 that is horrible - but I can't stop laughing - poor fat gilr lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 ROTFLOMG....one of the funnier things I have read on this board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
£ddie Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 Too funny Reef. Grade A humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az-tec Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 HARRRRRRRRRRRR:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 . . . . . . . fucking classic!!! . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 im fuckin dyin..this just started my night off on the right note Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 i havn'et even read it and i can tell it's gonna be hilarious. I'll read aftet the trees are gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 lmao!!!wtf?!?!?I don't know If I should laugh or vomit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
£ddie Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 I just read this again, and laughed just as hard. this line had me dying for some reason. Originally posted by gonzojournilist Cheesedog: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.Cheesedog: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...Cheesedog: I kick you in the face!VictimX_26: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 Originally posted by gonzojournilist Cheesedog: going limpVictimX_26: this is stupidCheesedog: ...still limpCheesedog: Do it!VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR . . I personally like this part the best . . . gotta love how dirty pwerno that is!! . . . . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 OMG SO FUNNY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keough Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 i dont know which one of you has more problems in the mind, but she is pretty cute, does she still use that name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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