djmikedr Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wetclothes.3. Nice legs...what time do they open?4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only onetalking to you.8. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name-tag.9. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only alight switch away.11. Are those real?12. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even fartherfor that thing you do with your tongue.13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you bymorning.14. (Look down at your crotch) Well it's not just going to suck itself.15. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.16. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?17. F*@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?18. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroomfloor.19. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.20. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?21. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 :laugh: okay another classic, for 2 girls"hi, do you want to dance?""yes!""okay then go cause i wanna talk to your friend ;)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted June 20 Author Report Share Posted June 20 I like this one:Guy: HI, would you like to dance?Girl: NO!Guy: Oh excuse me, I said you look fat in those pants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 My favorite pick up line is:"Hey is that a Keg in your pants, cuz i wanna tap dat ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobross Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 this one works all the time.......Can I be like milk and do your body good?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by bobross this one works all the time.......Can I be like milk and do your body good?? I had a guy walk up to me in a club and ask me:"Can I be the cookies?"LOL I just laughed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 we had a few threads about this in the dc forum recently, but they turned into conversations, so i won't put the links here. they had some good ones, though...but i was bored at work today, and i made one up all by my lonesome. pretend you like it."are you an orphan? 'cause i wanna be your daddy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 ~~~"human body is about 98% water and im getting kinda thirsty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 my co-worker henry has these to offer. he's a real ladykiller, with these:"i'm horny, so... wanna fuck?""i don't see any cute girls in here, so, i guess you'll do."but i like this one:"if you were a booger, i'd pick you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 1) "THAT MUST BE JELLY...CAUSE JAM DONT JIGGLE LIKE THAT!"2)" DID IT HURT??WHAT??WHEN U FELL FROM HEAVEN??"3)"UR NAME MUST BE BUNNY..CAUSE YA LOOOOOK SO FLUFFY" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 From Last Nights Movie..."You're a tall glass of water, and baby I'M THIRSTY!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Originally posted by sexxyh ~~~"human body is about 98% water and im getting kinda thirsty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 one of my favorites:visibly lick your index finger and put it on her dress, then "let´s you get out of that wet clothes ;)"btw: NEVER EVER open with one of those lines, they are fun to make fun of but nothing more. for example i´m using such a thing as the one above when i´m already talking to her, to tease her or to change topics to the stupidest lines she ever got and the funniest pickup attempts guys used on her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepak1977 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Originally posted by apotheosis 1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.3. Nice legs...what time do they open?4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only onetalking to you.8. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name-tag.10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only alight switch away.11. Are those real?12. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even fartherfor that thing you do with your tongue.13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you bymorning.14. (Look down at your crotch) Well it's not just going to suck itself.15. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.16. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?19. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.21. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. these are my favorite:laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning...i like this one... :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 teeheeheeheeheeheeheee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 The word of the day is legs, So why dont we go over to my place and spread the word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 another good onemotion with your index finger for her to come over to you. when she walks to you, say "if i can make you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with two ;)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 guy: do u have any italian in u?girl:no....guy:do u want some?? ***is that a mirror in your pocket....cause i can see myself in your pants.....***....do u have a quarter....my mom told me to call when i met the girl of my dreams....i have more but ....eh........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan99ny Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 I suggest not using a line. Unless you're very sexy, it does not help you to meet more females.A female needs to trust you before anything happens. Using a line, gives the impression that you're being fake in a subtle way.If you use a line in a playful way without any ulterior motive ... just to get a laugh ... then that's a different story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 Originally posted by sexxyme The word of the day is legs, So why dont we go over to my place and spread the word? ~~~ i love that one...its a classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 Originally posted by sexxyh ~~~ i love that one...its a classic! Thank u Thank u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 'without spring there is no summer, and without you theres no me''just because i rock doesnt mean im made out of stone' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 I had a guy once tell me:"I'll give you $10 to be my girlfriend..."LOL poor 13 year old took out all his money from his pocket and handed it to me.... I didn't know what to do!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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