naomi1 Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 WHAT EXACTLY IS A BITCH?!? ARE YOU A BITCH? Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... "Young, Urban,Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist" The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know .... "Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... "Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...."Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc." A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: I am a "BITCH." "What exactly is a BITCH?"...,the men ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself." So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" -SMILE ...and say "Thank You !!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by naomi1 WHAT EXACTLY IS A BITCH?!? ARE YOU A BITCH? Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... "Young, Urban,Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist" The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know .... "Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... "Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...."Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc." A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: I am a "BITCH." "What exactly is a BITCH?"...,the men ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself." So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" -SMILE ...and say "Thank You !!" :confused: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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