quoth Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Sometimes they look like plastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embodiedhate Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 That succulent nectar that comes from your mom's teats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Brain jizz.... looks like your dick and nose have gotta trade places. Been doing a lot of blowing lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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marcid21 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 More importantly, where do you put em' if ya don't eat em'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augie81 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 lol quoth how did u think of this question $50 buck says u just picked one 5 minutes ago and starred at it wondering.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embodiedhate Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by marcid21 More importantly, where do you put em' if ya don't eat em'? Flick them on the nearest carpeted floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by marcid21 More importantly, where do you put em' if ya don't eat em'? ya flick em ::flick:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by augie81 lol quoth how did u think of this question $50 buck says u just picked one 5 minutes ago and starred at it wondering.. :laugh: :laugh: ::handshimthe$50::ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augie81 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 I got one for you - you ever fart in bed and stick ur head under the covers to get a nice whiff of it .. lol i think they call it a Dutch Oven.. not that i've ever done that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augie81 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by quoth :laugh: ::handshimthe$50::ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by augie81 I got one for you - you ever fart in bed and stick ur head under the covers to get a nice whiff of it .. lol i think they call it a Dutch Oven.. not that i've ever done that... the best is when you go back for seconds.you know only I, could bring a topic like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augie81 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by embodiedhate Flick them on the nearest carpeted floor. YEA BUT U HAVE TO ROLL THEM UP FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES BEFORE U FLICK EM OTHERWISE THEY GET STUCK TO UR FINGER OR EVEN WORSE THEY LIKE FLY INTO UR HAIR OR ON UR CHEEK AND U DONT NOTICE.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by augie81 YEA BUT U HAVE TO ROLL THEM UP FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES BEFORE U FLICK EM OTHERWISE THEY GET STUCK TO UR FINGER OR EVEN WORSE THEY LIKE FLY INTO UR HAIR OR ON UR CHEEK AND U DONT NOTICE.. OR!!the t.v. screen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augie81 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by quoth OR!!the t.v. screen That's the worst bc then it smudges when u try to get it off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augie81 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by augie81 I got one for you - you ever fart in bed and stick ur head under the covers to get a nice whiff of it .. lol i think they call it a Dutch Oven.. not that i've ever done that... one time i did this in bed with a girl (seriously i was in bed with a girl - and she wasnt related to me) but anyways it was my girlfriend at the time and we had been together for a while so farting was ok in our relationship so i thought i would be funny if i stuck her head under the covers to get a whiff of it too and i held her head there... apparently she didnt think it was funny... Damn i miss her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by augie81 That's the worst bc then it smudges when u try to get it off not only that...it fucks up the picture.The worst are the bloody ones cause they smudge real bad as opposed to the hard ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by augie81 one time i did this in bed with a girl (seriously i was in bed with a girl - and she wasnt related to me) but anyways it was my girlfriend at the time and we had been together for a while so farting was ok in our relationship so i thought i would be funny if i stuck her head under the covers to get a whiff of it too and i held her head there... apparently she didnt think it was funny... Damn i miss her! "COME HERE BITCH!!!!!! SMELL IT SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augie81 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by quoth not only that...it fucks up the picture.The worst are the bloody ones cause they smudge real bad as opposed to the hard ones. u ever get one that keeps going - its like a magic trick- and u try to beat ur old record of longest one! ? i love em~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augie81 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by quoth "COME HERE BITCH!!!!!! SMELL IT SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! " :laugh: Oh man! thats funny!! WORKS FINALLY OVER 9PM!! Until tommorow fellas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Don't touch that shit.... it's all about the SNOT ROCKET along with calculated trajectories. Math is good for something.You have to find a common flicking spot, like a section of the wall and keep tossing them over there. Come back a month later and scrape them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by teklord310 Don't touch that shit.... it's all about the SNOT ROCKET along with calculated trajectories. Math is good for something.You have to find a common flicking spot, like a section of the wall and keep tossing them over there. Come back a month later and scrape them off. god knows thats a lotta pickin to do in that big fuckin nose of yours :laugh: hey notice i just said that to you under my real name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augie81 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 i know its been a day since this topic - but i was pondering this whole bugger thing on the way home from work, when i realized i totalled forgot about the "surprise attack" like when your talking to someone and that small dried up booger launches uncontrollably out of ur knows and rockets towards the person ur talking to .. and both of you know damn well what just happend but continue with the conversation as if it had never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstatichigh35 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 mine are like 90% yayo from all that shit thats been up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 There is nothing worse than the flaky fish food type booger.Thos ESPECIALLY look like they are made of plastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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