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got it from the MIA CP board



Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their

professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... "Young, Urban,Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know .... "Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... "Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...."Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: I am a "BITCH."

"What exactly is a BITCH?"...,the men ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" -SMILE ...and say

"Thank You !!"

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When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.

Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart.

It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or

when I act a little selfish.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined.

I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame,

try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.

You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a bitch, so be it.

I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B - Babe

I - In

T - Total

C - Control of

H - Herself

B = Beautiful

I = Intelligent

T = Talented

C = Charming

H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful

I = Individual

T = That

C = Can

H = Handle anything

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