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If you like Penis Colada's...

And getting caught in the rain

If your not into yoga

If you have half a brain...

If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes of the cape

I'm the love that you've looked for

Come with me and escape....

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some more suggestions:

screwing an open pickle jar

screwing a hole in the tree

screwing the exhaust pipe in your car

screwing the flower pot

screwing your grandmother

screwing your kitchen sink drain

if none of these work...i'll figure something else out for you. nighty, and have fun! :D

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Originally posted by sassa

some more suggestions:

screwing an open pickle jar

ewww, smelly...:yuck:

screwing a hole in the tree

ouch!

screwing the exhaust pipe in your car

OUCH!!!

screwing the flower pot

:confused:

screwing your grandmother

:yuck:

screwing your kitchen sink drain

and if it gets stuck?

if none of these work...i'll figure something else out for you. nighty, and have fun! :D

I sure hope he's not as desperate to try any of these :laugh:

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Originally posted by sassa

some more suggestions:

screwing an open pickle jar

screwing a hole in the tree

screwing the exhaust pipe in your car

screwing the flower pot

screwing your grandmother

screwing your kitchen sink drain

if none of these work...i'll figure something else out for you. nighty, and have fun! :D

:laugh: :laugh:

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