mrmatas2277 Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 thought you guys would find this amusing:A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.> >Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger>brother>who> >is only 9 years old.> >One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little>fun.> >They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is> >already> >asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the>top> >bunk.> >As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that>his>> >little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to>whisper> >"lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new> >position.> >Lettuce!!!> >Tomato!!!> >Lettuce!!!> >Tomato!!!> >Lettuce!!!> >Tomato!!!> >She screams.> >Lettuce!!!> >Tomato!!!> >Whoa!!!> >PULL IT OUT!!!> >PULL IT OUT NOW!!!> >I can't get pregnant!> >Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making>> >sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my>face!*!*! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 thats filthy... but funny nonetheless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 old one, but good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 *chuckle chuckle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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