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SPL IS LIKE CALLING IT KFC,

PRICES ARE CHEAP AND SO IS THE PARTY.

THE DJS WACK, HE DOESN'T EVEN SPIN ON WAX.

THE PROMOTERS ARE FAGS THEY CUDDLE IN THE SAME SLEEPING BAG.

DON'T BELIEVE ME, CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF.

ASK FOR A LOBSTER, THEY'LL GIVE YOU A HALF A CRAB SHELL.

GO AHEAD ASK FOR A BOTTLE OF DP, END UP GETTING A BOTTLE OF SPRITE SEE.

NOW THATS UPSCALE, YOU TELL ME?

ITS NOT PARK IN THE CITY ITS SOUTH PARK IN JERSEY

THERE IS NOTHING UPSCALE OR CLASSY ABOUT IT.

EXCEPT FOR THE WORDS THAT THE PROMOTERS SPEAK ABOUT IT.

I'M THE RIPPER STRIKING BACK,

I WON'T STOP TILL THESE FAKE PROMOTERS ARE SCRAPPED,

CAN YOU REALLY DISAGREE, FOR APPETIZERS THEY HAVE TOP SHELF PEDIGREE.

DON'T FORGET THE WISHFUL POOL OUTSIDE,

THE ONE A 2 YR. OLD CAN JUMP IN AND SURVIVE.

YOU GUYS ARE ALL FAKE I'M LIVE.

IF YOU GUYS THINK SOUTH PARK'S THE SHIT.

OF COURSE YOU GUYS CAN ALL EAT A FAT DICK.

THE RIPPER STRIKES BACK AS ALWAYS -

DON'T TEST, YOU'LL ALL END UP SEEING BLOODSHED.

:blown: :blown:

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Originally posted by theripper

SPL IS LIKE CALLING IT KFC,

PRICES ARE CHEAP AND SO IS THE PARTY.

THE DJS WACK, HE DOESN'T EVEN SPIN ON WAX.

THE PROMOTERS ARE FAGS THEY CUDDLE IN THE SAME SLEEPING BAG.

DON'T BELIEVE ME, CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF.

ASK FOR A LOBSTER, THEY'LL GIVE YOU A HALF A CRAB SHELL.

GO AHEAD ASK FOR A BOTTLE OF DP, END UP GETTING A BOTTLE OF SPRITE SEE.

NOW THATS UPSCALE, YOU TELL ME?

ITS NOT PARK IN THE CITY ITS SOUTH PARK IN JERSEY

THERE IS NOTHING UPSCALE OR CLASSY ABOUT IT.

EXCEPT FOR THE WORDS THAT THE PROMOTERS SPEAK ABOUT IT.

I'M THE RIPPER STRIKING BACK,

I WON'T STOP TILL THESE FAKE PROMOTERS ARE SCRAPPED,

CAN YOU REALLY DISAGREE, FOR APPETIZERS THEY HAVE TOP SHELF PEDIGREE.

DON'T FORGET THE WISHFUL POOL OUTSIDE,

THE ONE A 2 YR. OLD CAN JUMP IN AND SURVIVE.

YOU GUYS ARE ALL FAKE I'M LIVE.

IF YOU GUYS THINK SOUTH PARK'S THE SHIT.

OF COURSE YOU GUYS CAN ALL EAT A FAT DICK.

THE RIPPER STRIKES BACK AS ALWAYS -

DON'T TEST, YOU'LL ALL END UP SEEING BLOODSHED.

:blown: :blown:

Now THAT is what I call a review!! :laugh:

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