abortionator Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by echostar well i didnt actually put thought into it, so lets see.....1) when i wake up and realize i have a whole day of NOTHING in front of me2 and 3 and 4) about 3 times daily when i realize i am a complete loser with no reason to exist5) looking at my debt 6) realizing im 19 and am incapable of finding a companion because i am a superficial asshole who is too picky7 and 8) twice a day when i realize this is the worst day of my lifeim sure there will be more Oh you wanna play hard ball Hammer?1) I wake up remembering a life (last year) that didn't so closely resemble hell2) Go online and realize you're the only person on who is going to talk to me3) Hit the pantry and realize my stomach hurts so much I can't eat ANYTHING4) Go to your house and stare at the walls wishing there was something to do5) Opening my wallet and seeing nothing6) Thinking about what a jobless zero I am7) Realizing I'm NOT a superficial asshole, I'm actually really nice to girls, I'm just too ugly to get their attention8) Going to the gym and staring at everyone who isn't a pale 80lb. zilch9) Going home and realizing I've done nothing all day10) Looking in the mirror and seeing... Oh boy, lets not get into that11) Sitting in my bed alone hoping I won't wake up the next dayBEAT THAT SHIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 I almost want to jump in and show you both up... but I guess I lose, because I have "SLIGHTLY" (not much) more self respect, than to completely disect my miserable self on this board...but I guess thats why we've all been friends for like 8 years... lol... misery loves company or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 9) realizing the only reason im pursuing a future is to be rich, fuck my hot girlfriend, and buy a lot of cool shit10) watching fox news and cnnfn 20 hours a day realizing i will never be one of the rich people they are talking about11) realizing i pride myself overly on my cool shit12) the fact that when im 21 i will still have the girlish figure of a 13 year old girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 13) realizing the average 13 year old is more content with their life than i am14) realizing that the past week has consisted of nothing but me making a web page and wandering around a suburban new jersey town looking for something to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by joeg but I guess I lose, because I have "SLIGHTLY" (not much) more self respect, than to completely disect my miserable self on this board...well its ok because youre pretty transparent so any of us could just dissect you but we dont have the motivation to do so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 15) realizing youve become such a mean cruel person youd do the world a favor by offing yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by echostar well its ok because youre pretty transparent so any of us could just dissect you but we dont have the motivation to do so yeah, well I guess that makes me worse off, than the 2 of you... so take a number on the "i'm so depressed, i should just kill myself but i'm too much of a loser to do that" game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abortionator Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 12) When I realize after 3 more years at NJIT/Rutgers I will have accomplished NOTHING and will make no money13) When I think of how John and Scott used to actually be our friends14) When I realize I could go to the gym every single day and I would still just be "cute"15) When Stacey calls and reminds me that I'm a complete ass living in the past16) When Courtney calls and complains about how mean you are but will keep coming back to you on account of your good strong chin and fine chiseled sideburns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 yo mugz you should start up some heavens gate type shit like the church of mugz. then yall just commit mass suicide and quit this depressing shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by abortionator 12) When I realize after 3 more years at NJIT/Rutgers I will have accomplished NOTHING and will make no money13) When I think of how John and Scott used to actually be our friends14) When I realize I could go to the gym every single day and I would still just be "cute"15) When Stacey calls and reminds me that I'm a complete ass living in the past16) When Courtney calls and complains about how mean you are but will keep coming back to you on account of your good strong chin and fine chiseled sideburns. dude you go to NJIT? damn kid im seriously not kidding now.....DO KILL YOURSELF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 17) realizing that after college you will still be my only friend and we will be 22 year old losers that still have no motivation to do anything except now we will have rent to pay and shit18) smelling bad after work but refusing to take a shower because theres no girl in my bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Justin:add 19) not realizing the people who actually care whether I live or die... even If I think they're unoriginal because i'm too unsure of myself to have anyone have any of the same interests as me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abortionator Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 17) Realizing you skipped #16 so now I get to skip one18) Here it comes... Hold onto your hats kids....GOING OUT WITH A GIRL FOR A YEAR AND A HALF AND STILL BEING A VIRGIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by joeg Justin:add 19) not realizing the people who actually care whether I live or die... even If I think they're unoriginal because i'm too unsure of myself to have anyone have any of the same interests as me... 19) not realizing the people who actually care whether I live or die... even If I think they're unoriginal because i'm too unsure of myself to have anyone have any of the same interests as me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abortionator Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Joe help me out, you gotta give me a #19 now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 NONE. YOUR FUCKIN WEIRD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by abortionator Joe help me out, you gotta give me a #19 now 19) the fact that your only friends are me & justin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abortionator Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by joeg 19) the fact that your only friends are me & justin... 19) the fact that your only friends are me & justin...20) Knowing that 99% of the people reading this cannot even imagine the pain I'm in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
£ddie Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 I did in the very recent past. Not anymore. I'm pretty friggin happy at the moment. Get yourselves help. Nothing to be ashamed of by doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 I think everyone has suicidal tendencies once or another in their lives unless you live that fairytale life in which 95 percent of us don't...You really have to evaluate your life sit down and take focus..and realize what is the best thing for you right now...okay you might not be the richest smartest etc...but think what you can do that will make your life happy at this point in time right now....Surround yourself with people who care about you...go out and do little things you never had the chance to do...Enjoy having both your parents around...because we all die some day..Keep your main focus as you and noone else...because when push comes to shove you are the only person that you have that can give that 100 percent that you need.I had to really filter out my life I learned of the true and false friends in the past year..especially after my dad passed last year..people who I didnt expect would care really cared..and people who I thought would have cared didnt..When my dad died I thought that was such a break down for me because you never think it is going to happen... Then I lost my job that I loved so much.... loss of dad=bringing me, mom, and sis closer together..loss of job=I dont get anxiety anymore...I have learned everything happens for a reason..... you really have to filter your life out constantly change with the changing times around you...Get rid of people who only bring you down in life believe me misery loves company!! People always need someone to relate with so if they are miserable..and see you are miserable they will bring you down even more..... I am the type of person who has to constantly be achieving something for myself or else I am fucking miserable..and thats how I have been feeling without a job...so to not feel miserable..I do things now that I didnt have the time for before...such as going to get my permit and then get my license..and doing other things I enjoy...and spending extra time with people I care about..Just say fuck it and live for the moment...I know it is so much easier said then done...but you just really have to give that 110 percent to yourself remember you deserve it....and only you can do it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by abortionator 19) the fact that your only friends are me & justin...the fact that you were too STUPID to change "your" to "my"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abortionator Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by £ddie I did in the very recent past. Not anymore. I'm pretty friggin happy at the moment. Get yourselves help. Nothing to be ashamed of by doing so. 21) VERY SERIOUSLY considering it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by synderella420 Surround yourself with people who care about you...go out and do little things you never had the chance to do...STRONGLY agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 im out...cant do this anymore, at least not tonightabortionator, my hat goes off to you....you truly are a more depressing person than i am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starzzsl Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Too bad no one cares about joeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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