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Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a

woman's G-spot?

A. A guy will take twenty minutes to look for a golf ball.

Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are

having an orgasm?

A: Call her and tell her where you are.

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?

A: You can go to sleep with a light on.

Q: What's the difference between dark and hard?

A: It stays dark all night.

Q: What's the difference between a BONUS and a PENIS?

A: Your wife will blow your bonus.

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a job?

A: After 20 years, the job STILL sucks

Q: What is the definition of wicker box?

A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

Q: How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

Q: What is Rodeo Sex?

A: Well, it's where your wife is on all fours, you are

firmly ensconced from the rear with a breast in each hand, and

you say to her: "This is the way your sister likes it too." You have eight seconds to stay in the saddle.

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for


A: It changes their blood type.

Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more

woman walks in, what do you have?

A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.

Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and

you wife wants

to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?

A: 8 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what she wants?!

Q: Why do married men like blowjobs so much?

A: 15 minutes of silence.

Q: What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?

A: A slut goes to bed with everyone and a bitch goes to

bed with everyone but you.

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working

A: Smack her and tell her to get back in the kitchen

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