sassa Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and awoman's G-spot?A. A guy will take twenty minutes to look for a golf ball.Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you arehaving an orgasm?A: Call her and tell her where you are.Q: What's the difference between light and hard?A: You can go to sleep with a light on.Q: What's the difference between dark and hard?A: It stays dark all night.Q: What's the difference between a BONUS and a PENIS?A: Your wife will blow your bonus.Q: What's the difference between a wife and a job?A: After 20 years, the job STILL sucksQ: What is the definition of wicker box?A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.Q: How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?A: No one to talk to during orgasm.Q: What is Rodeo Sex?A: Well, it's where your wife is on all fours, you arefirmly ensconced from the rear with a breast in each hand, andyou say to her: "This is the way your sister likes it too." You have eight seconds to stay in the saddle.Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill formen?A: It changes their blood type.Q: If you are having sex with two women and one morewoman walks in, what do you have?A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, andyou wife wantsto have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?A: 8 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what she wants?!Q: Why do married men like blowjobs so much?A: 15 minutes of silence.Q: What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?A: A slut goes to bed with everyone and a bitch goes tobed with everyone but you.Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops workingA: Smack her and tell her to get back in the kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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