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More pick up lines...

GUY: Here, you need some Visine!

GIRL: Why?

GUY: So you can clearly see our future together!

GUY: Hands a girl a compass.

GIRL: "What do I need this for?"

GUY: "So you can find your way to my heart!"

GUY: Your place or mine?

GIRL: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

GUY: I would go to the end of the Earth for you.

GIRL: But would you stay there?

GUY: I miss you already.

GIRL: How can I miss you if you don't go away?

GUY: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

GIRL: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

GUY: Is this seat empty?

GIRL: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

GUY: So, what do you do for a living?

GIRL: I'm a female impersonator.


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