naomi1 Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 > Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina>> 10. Immediately go shopping for a vibrator>> 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half>> 8. See if he could finally do a split>> 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet>> 6. Cross his legs without rearranging his crotch>> 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 20 minutes>> 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for morewithout sleeping first>> 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have itrecorded on video>> 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too>> 1. Finally find that damn G-Spot>> Things a Woman Would Do if She Woke up with a Penis>> 10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world>> 9. Get a blowjob>> 8. Find out what is so fascinating about "beating the meat">> 7. Pee standing up>> 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently>> 5. Find out what it is like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm>> 4. Touch/shift herself in public without a thought as to how improper it might seem>> 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks>> 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction thatoccurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member,which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement>> 1. Repeat #9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 NAOMI YOU FORGOT #11 FOR GUYS THAT WOULD WAKE UP WITH A VAGINA !!#11. SEARCH LIKE CRAZY FOR BI-SEXUAL CHICKS ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted July 2 Author Report Share Posted July 2 Originally posted by koky NAOMI YOU FORGOT #11 FOR GUYS THAT WOULD WAKE UP WITH A VAGINA !!#11. SEARCH LIKE CRAZY FOR BI-SEXUAL CHICKS ... True!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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