marcid21 Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 WAKE UP SEX FIENDS!!!!!!! ARE ALL OF YOU OUT GETTING LAID?C'MON!!! CUM OUT, CUM OUT...WHEREVER YOU ARE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 This is one of those days where I felt like wearing my"Too Drunk To Fuck"t-shirt...its pretty bad when you have a hangover and morningsickness when you dont even drink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 Originally posted by marcid21 WAKE UP SEX FIENDS!!!!!!! ARE ALL OF YOU OUT GETTING LAID?C'MON!!! CUM OUT, CUM OUT...WHEREVER YOU ARE! LOL!!!!! NIce use of Smilies..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 ....but id thought id share anywaysdont feel like starting a new thread So my company finally got a life insurance plan.Im thinking what the hell might as well...never know when a russian space satalite is going to come screaming down and land on your head right?and since today was as boring as a yanni concert with the beach boys opening....I thought id drive the lady completely bonkers while I was filling out the form...her being the serious tight-ass and all...So im filling out the motherload of paperwork and i come to the delegates who whould inherit my three dollars and fourty-five cents upon my untimely demise."Would it be possible for one to delegate a housepet as a life insurance recipient?"No?...go figure"How long would it take for this particular plan to be activated? Im not feeling too good *cough* *hack*"Some plans can take up to a YEAR to be activated....alot can happen in a year....especially if your a pyromaniac who juggles live grenades for fun."Is impalement covered in this article?"Yes...wow...who knew."What about lynch mobing?"This is around the time she started to try to get me to leave."Would my delegate recieve a larger settlement if I was...per say...assasinated over simply dying from an abtrusive chicken bone? and are there any determinations if such a chicken was in fact the would be assassin of my wrongful death?"Who knew life insurance could be so much fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 :laugh: yo beavis...u going to Go for dinner tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 I'm leaving....Goodbye..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 Originally posted by nycmuzik2000 I'm leaving....Goodbye..... :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 what do you want from us midget?>?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 Originally posted by dgmodel what do you want from us midget?>?? I think she expects us to be fuck fiends 24/7 or something... we're not machines you know!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 dang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 *Sniffle* she could have asked nicely... or maybe even sent some flowers first... with her it's all about sex... whatever happened to the romance... what happened to the love... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted July 2 Author Report Share Posted July 2 omg!!!! i just laughed my FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!tasty...for you my love... Marko...wanna fuck? Marty...what the fuck? Gothzane...fuckin' fuck!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by marcid21 omg!!!! i just laughed my FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!tasty...for you my love... Awww... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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