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...your still in High School.

...your in college (but really just call it 13th or 14th grade)

...this is your first "real clubbing experience"

...you have no idea who the DJ's are (what? they have more than 1, oh wow like cool)

...your from far Long Island, CT, NJ, upstate NJ, and "this club is just the greatest place" really!

...your a hot piece of ass (altho- maybe not, you act and more importantly DRESS like a hot piece of ass sportin read-my-lips short-shorts, fuck-me boots, and just your basic ID/cigarettes tucked in somewhere.

...your a really hot piece of ass (where "like everyone is just so friendly and nice here")

...and finally

you might be an Exit lover if...

...your Asian. note: Not knocking Asians here, just being realistic.

********** some actual things said **********

me: So how do you like Paul Van Dyk tonight?

girl: who?

me: do you really like this place?

girl: oh hellz yeah!

me: why?

girl: I dunno. (times this one by about 8)

me: yo I'll be on the rooftop

guy: whats that?

me: Lets check out the 3rd floor

girl: omg theres more than 1 floor?!?

me: (first time there) Is there a water fountain?

bartender: (laughs)

and the big one:

me: Dude. myself and these other 19 people paid our money to see our friend spin tonight. the promoter hired him, to bring us. Were here, please let us in.

asshole: Are you gonna spend money?

me: We all just spent $35 each to come here.

asshole: Im not going to let people in who aren't going to spend money on a ($200) bottle of champange.

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:laugh: The Exit policy on asses: if you can see it, it's cute.

But don't forget the things that are NOT said!

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Me: *receives a blow from glowstick-clenching fist*

Culprit: *chew chew chew grind chew*

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Me: *does nothing*

Culprit: *PUSH!*

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You may just be an EXIT LOVER if your mamma never taught you to say "Excuse me."

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Originally posted by apotheosis

...your still in High School.

...your in college (but really just call it 13th or 14th grade)

...this is your first "real clubbing experience"

...you have no idea who the DJ's are (what? they have more than 1, oh wow like cool)

...your from far Long Island, CT, NJ, upstate NJ, and "this club is just the greatest place" really!

...your a hot piece of ass (altho- maybe not, you act and more importantly DRESS like a hot piece of ass sportin read-my-lips short-shorts, fuck-me boots, and just your basic ID/cigarettes tucked in somewhere.

...your a really hot piece of ass (where "like everyone is just so friendly and nice here")

...and finally

you might be an Exit lover if...

...your Asian. note: Not knocking Asians here, just being realistic.

********** some actual things said **********

me: So how do you like Paul Van Dyk tonight?

girl: who?

me: do you really like this place?

girl: oh hellz yeah!

me: why?

girl: I dunno. (times this one by about 8)

me: yo I'll be on the rooftop

guy: whats that?

me: Lets check out the 3rd floor

girl: omg theres more than 1 floor?!?

me: (first time there) Is there a water fountain?

bartender: (laughs)

and the big one:

me: Dude. myself and these other 19 people paid our money to see our friend spin tonight. the promoter hired him, to bring us. Were here, please let us in.

asshole: Are you gonna spend money?

me: We all just spent $35 each to come here.

asshole: Im not going to let people in who aren't going to spend money on a ($200) bottle of champange.

:laugh: :laugh: That just made my day

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Originally posted by apotheosis

...your still in High School.

...your in college (but really just call it 13th or 14th grade)

...this is your first "real clubbing experience"

...you have no idea who the DJ's are (what? they have more than 1, oh wow like cool)

...your from far Long Island, CT, NJ, upstate NJ, and "this club is just the greatest place" really!

...your a hot piece of ass (altho- maybe not, you act and more importantly DRESS like a hot piece of ass sportin read-my-lips short-shorts, fuck-me boots, and just your basic ID/cigarettes tucked in somewhere.

...your a really hot piece of ass (where "like everyone is just so friendly and nice here")

...and finally

you might be an Exit lover if...

...your Asian. note: Not knocking Asians here, just being realistic.

********** some actual things said **********

me: So how do you like Paul Van Dyk tonight?

girl: who?

me: do you really like this place?

girl: oh hellz yeah!

me: why?

girl: I dunno. (times this one by about 8)

me: yo I'll be on the rooftop

guy: whats that?

me: Lets check out the 3rd floor

girl: omg theres more than 1 floor?!?

me: (first time there) Is there a water fountain?

bartender: (laughs)

and the big one:

me: Dude. myself and these other 19 people paid our money to see our friend spin tonight. the promoter hired him, to bring us. Were here, please let us in.

asshole: Are you gonna spend money?

me: We all just spent $35 each to come here.

asshole: Im not going to let people in who aren't going to spend money on a ($200) bottle of champange.

:laugh: :laugh:

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That's only on a Friday.

You need to check out Saturday night's party with Junior Vasquez.

If you like Hard House, Tribal, and progressive... catch Junior on a big event like his B-day, and I guarantee you'lle hear the sickest set ever!

The best time to go is around 3 - 4am, and then the party keeps going till well past sunday afternoon, and on big events the parties go until sunday night.

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