wahoo Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 What's the strangest thing you've done after f'ing your significant other for the night while he/she's still in your/their bed???I'm posting on cp playing mp3's while sleeping in my bed 2 ft away.....kinda f'ing weird but I'm not sleeepy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvader Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Those poll choices are pretty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Cuddled and sweet talked?.....Now thats just fuckin sick...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dgmodel Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 spent the night... thats fuckin odd... lol... just kidding... the weirdest thing ive done afterwards... is who knows... i have no idea... i guess wiped the map of hawaii off a girls stomach with a sock? corny i know... but i dont think ive ever done anything odd afterwards... who knows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 ~~i def thought the thread would be kinkiersex on the beach running away from cops that's a good one been there done that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 I didn't do it but only because she would've gotten pissed if I left but I wanted to go grocery shopping one time after sex. I don't know why but I just had this crazy feeling to go buy cereal and fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekefreak Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 weirdest thing after sex...I remember I went out with this one girl who was hell bent on seeing a guy pee after having sex...I don't think that I'm alone on this, but right after I have any kind of sex I can't piss in a straight line to save my life...it always sprays all over the place...well this girl really wanted to see it happen. for some reason she convinced me that I should let her aim it for me and when I started to go it just went all over her toilet and bathroom. I made her clean it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 Originally posted by zekefreak weirdest thing after sex...I remember I went out with this one girl who was hell bent on seeing a guy pee after having sex...I don't think that I'm alone on this, but right after I have any kind of sex I can't piss in a straight line to save my life...it always sprays all over the place...well this girl really wanted to see it happen. for some reason she convinced me that I should let her aim it for me and when I started to go it just went all over her toilet and bathroom. I made her clean it up. :laugh: ...this happened to me years ago...exactly the way you described it as well...as for me...one time, and marci heard this story the other night, my ex and i had to "dry" the wet spot on my dad's electric blanket...you see, we were dumb enough to not use protection AND do it on my dad's bed ONTOP of an electric blanket...so here we are, after "doing it", with her cleaning it with a wet towel, and me standing over with a hair dryer...would have loved to get a photo of that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 !!! Phattie have you no shame? After sex with my first long term boyfriend, I puked...like...bigtime. It was New Years Eve and I was drunk as hell off Goldshlagger...So I puked, went back to my bf for more sex...and puked again after...and then more sex! It wasn't too bad, cause I had an excuse to just lay there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 . . . income taxes . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 the dishes, only to bent over again........... WHooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candeo Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 Stood up, stuck my hands in the air, and gyrated quickly so I could do 'the helicopter' with Mr Floppy.Also, pushed on her stomach to promote an embarassing feminine fart-sound. (I don't recommend this one, I didn't get any for weeks after that. But it WAS less messy than the Mr Floppy Helicopter) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 Originally posted by candeo Stood up, stuck my hands in the air, and gyrated quickly so I could do 'the helicopter' with Mr Floppy.Also, pushed on her stomach to promote an embarassing feminine fart-sound. (I don't recommend this one, I didn't get any for weeks after that. But it WAS less messy than the Mr Floppy Helicopter) Ohh my lord......................... GESUS.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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