pluryou Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 Hello, I know no one is on but I'm really boredReasons why the English language is so hard to learn:1) The bandage was wound around the wound.2) The farm was used to produce produce.3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.4) We must polish the Polish furniture.5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time topresent the present.8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.10) I did not object to the object.11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.13) They were too close to the door to close it.14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?Let's face it -- English is a crazy language.There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple norpinein pineapple.English muffins weren't invented in England, nor were French friesinvented in France.Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, aremeat.We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we findthat quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guineapigis neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writerswrite, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don'tham?If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. Ifyou have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to anasylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at aplay and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and afat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which yourhouse can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form byfilling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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