mrmatas2277 Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 This one is not what you think!! >>A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight >> >>around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place >>in >> >>his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus >> >>is watching you." >> >>He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and >> >>froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised >> >>himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and >> >>began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he >> >>could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching >> >>you." >> >>Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the >> >>source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight >>beam >> >>came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. >> >>"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn >> >>you." >> >>The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" >> >>"Moses," replied the bird. >> >>"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird >> >>Moses?" >> >>"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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