chula22 Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Baby PenisJim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of 12 year old.He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too.Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and hope you could deal with that once we are married.She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."Sandy and Jim got married and they could not waitfor the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 11 Author Report Share Posted July 11 Originally posted by xtcgspot :rofl: Awww. Your the best audience a gal could have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 i cant help it. that was really funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 :lol3: :lol3: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augie81 Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 :laugh: Alright I have admit i just took credit for that joke - sent it to all my friends!! that shit was funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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